I've been subbed to Stuart's channel for 10 years or so at the time of writing this review, and I was very surprised when he announced he was releasing a book years after releasing a film [Ashens and the Quest For The Gamechild]. It was a time in which it was very fashionable to ghost-write a book, have your name in big letters on the front and make a small profit out of it, yet he made it very clear that he wanted to write something about a thing that he's worryingly passionate about: tat. Also, videogames from the 80s. The result? A video-essay made by Stuart Clive Ashen that exists physically in the tangible world in the shape of a book.
It attempts to show everybody, but also making people his age be reminded of, and era in which videogames weren't all Pac-Man, Donkey Kong or even Pong and its millions of clones. Whether it was a legitimate inexperience in programming, absolute cash-grabbing scams or people whose lives seemingly revolved around releasing countless abominations to humanity in a cassette tape (yes, really), there are many, many examples of how children, with pocket money and very little information (if any) about games on the shelves, were often disappointed and/or misled by the awful art cover from 1980 to 1995.
It's full of his characteristic dry humour, it casts many screenshots of bizarre situations in the games and it has short reviews made by various personalities of the worst games of their childhoods. It is worth mentioning that it's been crowdfunded through Unbound. so it means that it wasn't made for the sake of having written "an book", rather it was giving something a genuine go and ask the public, or subscribers in his case, for their kind donations and make it for real.
In conclusion, it an absolute must-read for everybody who enjoys playing videogames no matter how casually or often they do. It's been written by a very funny bloke who reviews stuff in front of a cut-down brown sofa, sitting down with his enormous hands holding whatever he's bought on Poundland, exceedingly out-of-date food or recording a Christmas/Easter/Halloween special. What could possibly go right.
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Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of Hardcover – 3 December 2015
by
Stuart Ashen
(Author)
Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of is a full-colour illustrated compendium of the most painfully bad games, based on Ashens' YouTube series of the same name.
- Print length192 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherCornerstone
- Publication date3 December 2015
- Dimensions14.61 x 1.91 x 12.7 cm
- ISBN-101783522569
- ISBN-13978-1783522569
Product description
Review
"This is no panic-buy stocking filler for a young relative whose very presence you despise for the whole four hours a year you have to share the same air, before you're safely out the door and back to your preferred reality of not pretending to know what a Zoella is. Rather, it's a valuable contribution to the ever-shifting culture we call video gaming... It's called Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of, it's out now, and it's a laugh." (VICE)
"Stuart Ashen does a great line in Larry David-esque incredulity, and excels at rounding up a gang of genuinely obscure, implausibly released rubbish." (Mr Hyde)
"Stuart Ashen does a great line in Larry David-esque incredulity, and excels at rounding up a gang of genuinely obscure, implausibly released rubbish." (Mr Hyde)
About the Author
Stuart Ashen makes videos for YouTube and writes comedy scripts and sometimes acts in things. He lives in Norwich, in a house filled with all sorts of useless items that he tells himself he needs for work. He is obsessed with old video games and things that aren't quite good enough for their intended purpose. On his YouTube channel he reviews the best of the worst tat that the world has to offer, showing an equal amount of commitment and enthusiasm for both.
He has produced over 440 YouTube videos over an eight-year period. In 2013 he raised $73,000 for the production of a feature film Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild starring Warwick Davis and Robert Llewellyn. The film has been watched over 500,000 times on YouTube and is also available on DVD and Blu-Ray.
He has produced over 440 YouTube videos over an eight-year period. In 2013 he raised $73,000 for the production of a feature film Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild starring Warwick Davis and Robert Llewellyn. The film has been watched over 500,000 times on YouTube and is also available on DVD and Blu-Ray.
Product details
- Publisher : Cornerstone (3 December 2015)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 192 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1783522569
- ISBN-13 : 978-1783522569
- Dimensions : 14.61 x 1.91 x 12.7 cm
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Nathan Merico
5.0 out of 5 stars
Kann man spielen, muss man nicht
Reviewed in Germany on 11 February 2021Verified Purchase
Hier geht es, bei dem Titel wenig überraschend, um schlechte Spiele.
Ich habe dieses Buch und seinen Nachfolger allerdings nicht "am Stück" gelesen, dafür eignet es sich meiner Meinung nach nur bedingt, aber seitdem sie im Badezimmer aufliegen (man mag mir Blasphemie vorwerfen) hab ich fast noch mehr Spaß damit. Es ist jetzt nicht so als ob man sich wegen der Handlung oder der Personen besonders konzentrieren müsste, und wenn man nach zwei Absätzen das Buch weglegt (das hab ich nach 2 Absätzen übrigens noch nie geschafft) findet man problemlos wieder rein. Am Stück vermute ich ist es etwas wiederholend.
Und ja, es gibt einige Seiten an die Crowdfunder darin. Damit kann ich aber leben.
Ich habe dieses Buch und seinen Nachfolger allerdings nicht "am Stück" gelesen, dafür eignet es sich meiner Meinung nach nur bedingt, aber seitdem sie im Badezimmer aufliegen (man mag mir Blasphemie vorwerfen) hab ich fast noch mehr Spaß damit. Es ist jetzt nicht so als ob man sich wegen der Handlung oder der Personen besonders konzentrieren müsste, und wenn man nach zwei Absätzen das Buch weglegt (das hab ich nach 2 Absätzen übrigens noch nie geschafft) findet man problemlos wieder rein. Am Stück vermute ich ist es etwas wiederholend.
Und ja, es gibt einige Seiten an die Crowdfunder darin. Damit kann ich aber leben.
5.0 out of 5 stars
If you like Ashens, you’ll like this book
Reviewed in Brazil on 29 October 2019Verified Purchase
This book is very entertaining and interesting. It is quite short, as almost half of it is devoted to a list of patrons who supported the publication through Unbound, but for its price, it’s definitely worth it. The included guest articles tend to be as great as Ashens’ content, especially “The State of the Industry” by Ste Pickford, which delivers a glimpse of daily life at a large-scale 1980s British game company.
The ebook also includes a very short and simple text adventure at the end which you play through hyperlinks. It is a very nice touch, quite entertaining and funny.
The ebook also includes a very short and simple text adventure at the end which you play through hyperlinks. It is a very nice touch, quite entertaining and funny.
Luke Ward
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great short read
Reviewed in Canada on 6 February 2019Verified Purchase
Great book by a great creator, lots of interesting pieces about obscure games that I, indeed, have not heard of. The sections written by guests are quite good as well, and could put you on to some more creators to watch. As for the material quality, the book is appealing to look at and easy to hold, and shipped with no damage and in good time. Strongly recommend.