Sound familiar? Good - it's a parody. Of many stories - almost all of them famous. Just check out the chapter headings for an idea of what's in store!
Finding herself drawn hypnotically to this dark and complicated (and dead) man - Sarah, her housemate (name as yet unremembered) and their friends become embroiled in a family whose business is steeped in history. Or maybe just lost in it.
An action-packed adventure of love, loyalty, war, alcohol, zombies, rickshaws, and squid. Some things will be changed in your hearts afterwards for evermore - but hopefully not the bits that work.
Read on - if you dare...
...Now with bonus content, including the opening chapters of 'Grey Matter: The Zombie Adventures of Sarah Bellum from Crispin's point of view - the CtrlVquel' exclusive to the Kindle edition of this ebook ;)