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You're a Vampire - That Sucks!: A Survival Guide by [Dicce, Domenick]
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"A must-read for the recently dead, which walks the reader through the first and awkward years of vampirism. This Transylvanian romp will have you giggling as it guides you through finding a decent meal, making fang-toothed friends, and avoiding wooden-stake-wielding psychopaths."
--Taylor Bayouth, author of "How to Steal the Mona Lisa"
""You're a Vampire: That Sucks!" is prescribed for treatment of moderate to severe cases of nosferatu ennui. Side effects include laughter and prolonged snickering. Warning: reading Domenick Dicce may become habit-forming.""
--"E.E. Knight, author of the "Vampire Earth" series
"Finally, a guide for the living undead! Count Dicce's delightful book helps the novice vampire deal with everything from finding a suitable job to recipe tips for creatively satisfying your insatiable blood lust. A fun, informative guide that I know I'll be relying on."
--Andrew Mayne, author of "Angel Killer"

A must-read for the recently dead, which walks the reader through the first and awkward years of vampirism. This Transylvanian romp will have you giggling as it guides you through finding a decent meal, making fang-toothed friends, and avoiding wooden-stake-wielding psychopaths.
Taylor Bayouth, author of "How to Steal the Mona Lisa"
"You re a Vampire: That Sucks!" is prescribed for treatment of moderate to severe cases of nosferatu ennui. Side effects include laughter and prolonged snickering. Warning: reading Domenick Dicce may become habit-forming. "
"E.E. Knight, author of the "Vampire Earth" series
"Finally, a guide for the living undead! Count Dicce's delightful book helps the novice vampire deal with everything from finding a suitable job to recipe tips for creatively satisfying your insatiable blood lust. A fun, informative guide that I know I'll be relying on."
Andrew Mayne, author of "Angel Killer""

Praise for "You're a Vampire: That Sucks!
" 'Count' Domenick Dicce comes off as worldly and capable, offering hard-won wisdom to potentially undeserving vampire readers. This is a quick read that might just surprise over-saturated genre readers.
San Francisco Book Review

A must-read for the recently dead, which walks the reader through the first and awkward years of vampirism. This Transylvanian romp will have you giggling as it guides you through finding a decent meal, making fang-toothed friends, and avoiding wooden-stake-wielding psychopaths.
Taylor Bayouth, author of "How to Steal the Mona Lisa"
"You re a Vampire: That Sucks!" is prescribed for treatment of moderate to severe cases of nosferatu ennui. Side effects include laughter and prolonged snickering. Warning: reading Domenick Dicce may become habit-forming. "
"E.E. Knight, author of the "Vampire Earth" series
"Finally, a guide for the living undead! Count Dicce's delightful book helps the novice vampire deal with everything from finding a suitable job to recipe tips for creatively satisfying your insatiable blood lust. A fun, informative guide that I know I'll be relying on."
Andrew Mayne, author of "Angel Killer""

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"This humorous and giftable guide will be perfect for you or the vampire nut in your life, complete with illustrations throughout. "

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3400 KB
  • Print Length: 162 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0399175881
  • Publisher: TarcherPerigee (13 October 2015)
  • Sold by: Penguin US
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00SI0B9L8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #482,780 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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