--Dilbert "I am deeply impressed by Scott Adams. I don't know how anyone can write so many pages without using the word 'doth.'"
--William Shakespeare "I recommend this book to all mammals, big and small. It once turned a mole into a cheetah. I saw it with my own eyes."
--Lord Byron "If you only read one book this year, that's one more than I did."
--Mark Twain "Scott taught me how to create a persuasive nickname for myself."
--Alexander the Great "If I'm being honest, Win Bigly is better than all other books and at least one play."
--Abe Lincoln "Win Bigly helped me escape from the secret room beneath the author's shed."
--Kristina Basham "My life improved tremendously after I finished this book. If you ever write a book, I bet you'll feel good when you're done writing it too. Hey, why is my shed door open?"