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Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed by [French, Tom]
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"Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed is a fantastic read that I highly recommend.  Tom has taken some of the most absurd stories in the Bible that are so often overlooked and,  whilst making you laugh, also delivers incredible truths about God, points you to Jesus, challenges you and leaves you feeling covered in God’s grace. If you’re not sure the Bible can be fun or relevant, grab this book with both hands and see where it takes you!"

- Ali Martin Soul Survivor UK and author of Getting it Across Loud and Clear and Heart to Heart

"Tom's genius lies in much more than just being able to pick out some parts of the Bible that are more exciting than a genealogy. The aim is not just that young people might read some funky parts of the Bible, but that they would read the Bible, hear the voice of God, come to faith in Jesus, and live transformed lives as members of God's kingdom."

Dr Graham Stanton Ridley College, Melbourne

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Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart.

These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

Outline:

Chapter One - Angel Lovin' – Genesis 6:1-4
Chapter Two - Drunk Noah’s Post-Cruise Party - Genesis 9:18-21
Chapter Three - Balaam’s Talking Ass – Numbers 22:21-41
Chapter Four - The Problem of Ball Grabbing - Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Chapter Five - The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man - Judges 3:12-30
Chapter Six - David and the Foreskins - 1 Samuel 18:20-30
Chapter Seven - Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears - 2 Kings 2:23-25
Chapter Eight - The Only Fart in the Bible - Isaiah 26:16-19
Chapter Nine - Ezekiel the Poo Chef - Ezekiel 4:1-17
Chapter Ten - Ezekiel’s Porn - Ezekiel 23:19-21
Chapter Eleven - Matthew’s Zombies - Matthew 27:51-53
Chapter Twelve - Mark’s Nudie Run - Mark 14:48-52
Chapter Thirteen - The Teleporter and the Eunuch – Acts 8:26-40
Chapter Fourteen - Paul’s Killer Preaching - Acts 20:7-12
Chapter Fifteen - Paul’s Cutting Comments - Galatians 5:12

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3357 KB
  • Print Length: 252 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0648304108
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Frendrussi Press (29 May 2018)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B07CVGC6J3
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #300,316 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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