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The Virgin Romance Novelist by [Quinn, Meghan]
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**WARNING: THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST IS A STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA IN PUBLIC. READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU. IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.***

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 805 KB
  • Print Length: 312 pages
  • Publisher: Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC (1 April 2015)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00U9T8FUE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #64,073 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads.

The first third of the book I was entertained by Rosie and her crazy dates but the story wasn't laugh out loud funny. I think this was because the antics on Rosie's dates were a little too contrived for my tastes.

Rosie was home schooled and lives for books and this is the reason given for why she is naive and has no idea about sex and dating. The problem for me was I just didn't buy it. She went though college with her now roommates and was almost dateless despite her friends and internet access.

I was loving the relationship between Rosie, her best friend Henry and their roommate Delaney so I pushed on reading. The story kind of snuck up on me because by 50% the things that were bothering me were forgotten and I was hooked. I devoured the second half in one sitting.

I like the way that the author took her time with the romance between Rosie and her hero. Their romance had a nice long build up and it was believable and by the end of the book I was in tears.

It took a while to suck me in but ultimately I enjoyed The Virgin Romance Novelist.

Wicked Reads Review Team
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This book was probably the most hilarious book I have ever read! Oh Meghan Quinn you've outdone yourself!!!
I was laughing so hard that I was crying and couldn't breath. My boyfriend adding my teenage sons asked me what was so funny my answer was this; " the girl is on a date๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.......๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚powderpuffs....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚dancing....". They looked at me like I had lost my damn mind.
I can't speak highly enough about this book, everyone needs to read it, it's truly an amazingly hilarious pee your your pants funny book!!!
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Omg I laughed that much I had tears , funniest book I have read in a long time, but it does have a serious side to the story at the end
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OMG laugh out loud with tears. So funny you have to read it. Well done Meghan Quinn for a very humorous romance!!
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