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Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch by [Cross, A.W.]
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Length: 113 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Language: English

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Finally getting your j-pouch is exciting, but your new life may not turn out exactly as you planned.

In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran A.W. Cross (founder of gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully

Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn

•how to cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a

•how to regain all of the satisfaction of flatulence without any the follow-through

•how to manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care

•what to pack in your survival kit, what to put in your mouth, and what to
do when you leave the house

•how to dress, how to have sex, and how to deal with healthcare professionals

•how to use social media, how to enjoy your stay in the hospital, and what to
expect from non-pouchers

Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you.

If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK!


"The writing in this book is not only funny but also optimistic in a mature and sarcastic way. However, that's not what makes this book great. What makes it great are the tips and bits of advice that you can get out of it to improve your day to day life in this situation." - Goodreads Reviewer

" I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2181 KB
  • Print Length: 113 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Glory Box Press (2 August 2016)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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