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The Totally True Diaries of an Eighties Roller Queen: Can you pass the DO NOT LAUGH test? by [Anonymous, Christina]
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Want to read the diary that started it all? Long before "Mortified," "Cringe" or "Grown ups read things they wrote out loud (GRTTWO)" were international award-winning TOTALLY TRUE DIARIES OF AN EIGHTIES ROLLER QUEEN. Originally published as a Compuserve website in 1995, these were first of it's kind, giving everyone an inside peek into the rebellious life of a teenager growing up in the 80s. Featuring real diary entries from 1983-1988, find out why they were rated as one of the best websites in the country during an era of dial-up Internet!

Aside from fixing some pretty heinous spelling errors and removing a few boring sentences, these are exactly as they were written!

Inside you'll find lots of retro eighties references and teenage drama that could only take place in a time before answering machines and call display. Try not to lose your snot from laughing at these totally true and absolutely absurd confessions. Who says there's nothing funny about being a teenager?

Can you pass the DO NOT LAUGH test? We dare you!

August 5, 1983 [Age 14]
I'm looking forward to high school this year. My future goals are to become either a pilot or an architect. I also may look into becoming a private investigator.

August 28, 1984 [Age 15]
We got our half of a 26er of vodka and a 26er of Sherry... Tyrone flattened his back tire. I almost fell asleep and I think I'm going to go now but first I have to tell you something, okay? Tyrone is going to ask me to go with him tomorrow when I'm straight. I know it because he told me. Well, gotta go. Bye. I have to eat some crackers.

July 12, 1985 [Age 16]
Today Honey and I got wasted. Keith came over and Honey accidentally poured glue in my eye. She thought it was eye drops. My eyelashes stuck together and I had to pull them out. Now, I have no more eyelashes on my left eye.

June 14, 1986 [Age 17]
I went to the dance tonight. I danced a couple of slow songs with Len, until he jokingly tried to pull down my track pants. The first time we laughed. The second time I slapped him in the face and kneed him in the balls.

December 15, 1984 [Age 14]
We watched the first half of Dr. Strangelove today in English. It ties in with our discussion on nuclear war. I'm really scared of nuclear war! If it happens my life will probably be ruined. By the way, I plan to be a psychiatrist when I grow up, if I do live to see that time. With nuclear war I’m unsure of that.

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  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ASG50DS
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