Everything was going off without a hitch.
And, then it all went to this sh*t!
My dream life blew up in my face like a bad firework on the 4th of July.
Since walking the straight-and-narrow was a gigantic waste of my time, I decided to walk on the wild side for a change. Man, oh man, did I get more than I bargained for. A night to remember...
And an STD.
Getting chlamydia changed my life.
Who would have thought an STD would help me pick up the pieces of my shattered life?
Certainly not me.
So, thank you, chlamydia.