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A Tale Of Two Witches: Magic and Mayhem Book Five by [Peterman, Robyn ]
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A Tale Of Two Witches: Magic and Mayhem Book Five Kindle Edition

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Length: 224 pages Word Wise: Enabled Language: English
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Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a brazilian gone bad and the last name, Bermangoggleshitz… not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it?

Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life.

I’m finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my twenty-nine witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared.

Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can’t crappy news wait?

As soon as my varnished Virginia is mobile, I want to go home to my adorable little house I share with with the love of my life and my four semi-violent, adopted, gum-smacking chipmunk shifter sons.

But, noooooooo…

Instead of enjoying a bouncy romp of nookie with my marsupial man whose last name I should really find out, I have to deal with an odiferous, butt-ugly, dead-beat, evil warlock of a dad named Bermangoggleshitz—the very same douchecanoe that tried to kill my rodent children.

Not to mention, said sperm donor has called up a Legion of demons from the Underworld. Fanfreakintastic.

So armed with my questionable intellect, a shaky handle on the French language and a penchant for blowing up buildings, I’m gonna grab this problem by the nuts and squeeze—like a brazilian times…whoops, bazillion. That French gets me every time.

I will have my happily ever after no matter what or my name’s not Sassy Louise…umm… Bermangoggleshitz.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 5571 KB
  • Print Length: 224 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Robyn Peterman (19 June 2017)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B071SKWX82
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 3 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #3,535 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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Brilliantly hilarious, rivetingly unique and just downright funny.

Robyn Petermans mind just goes places no one else thinks of ...lol and it's always highly entertaining to read.

Sassy is such a unique character and yes you could say that about every character that Robyn writes, but Sassy has something extra and she has been hiding it her whole life and by the end of this tale I saw Sassy in a whole new light of awesomeness.

I loved reading Sassy's journey from screw up to newly mated semi-genius super witch.
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By BDC on 19 June 2017
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Very funny in a way off centre way. A happily ever after ending to a fun story. Keeps up the light hearted take on paranormality.
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Just when I wondered how she could top the last book in this series I read this one and realized she could by leaps and bounds. I loved Sassy and Jeeves and was thrilled they got their own story and boy was it a wonderful read. If you are a fan of this series you are in for a thrill.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet Sassy 20 June 2017
By Dawn Stewart - Published on Amazon.com
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I could give you a synopsis but Robyn wrote it much better. Once again I was on the verge of getting kicked out of a place. I guess some people just don't appreciate laughter. Sassy cracks me up. She tries so hard to just take everything in stride. Yeah like it was going to be that easy. I can totally relate to Sassy and her lack of confidence, but it is so great to see the love and support from Jeeves and Zelda. How she starts to believe in herself.
Robyn has written a book that makes me laugh, has its tender moments, and just the right amount of " oh my god !!". I have enjoyed reading every one of these books and am looking forward to many more. Also looking forward to the audiobook, that is always a treat to listen too.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Depends should put Robyn Peterman on their pay roll!!!!!! 22 June 2017
By Deborah E. Ehling - Published on Amazon.com
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OMFG!!!!! "....if you're not going to heal me, the least you can do is let me ice my virginia on your frozen vegetables!"

I've suffered with sinus infections practically since birth. Nothing has helped. Not medication. Not "eating healthy", meaning raw vegetables and sugar free yogurt....you know....stuff that makes you wish you were dead. Not even surgery has helped. Then along came Robyn Peterman! I have been cured!!!!! Thank you baby Jesus on roller skates!!!!!

"How is this possible?" you ask. (You are obviously a very brave soul if you would chance asking me a question after my headline!) You see, every time I read one of Robyn's books, no matter what type of liquid I am consuming, it comes flying out of my nose because laughing hard and swallowing at the same time is physiologically impossible! The side benefit to this grossness is that it clears my sinuses! I have learned that I cannot read a Robyn book in public or at work (do you know how hard it is to break through that 72 hour psych hold?;) I've also resorted to reading Robyn's books in the bathroom, because any woman who's popped a kid knows what I mean! Laughing so hard your brains blow out of your nose and dry underwear don't mix!

I've said this before. If Robyn wrote the phone book, I would read it! If you love kind hearted people who happen to be gifted with a little something extra, who swear like a pro, who can kick ass and host a dinner party and you love stomach hurting laughter, or if you just need to clear out your sinuses, buy every book Robyn has ever written!!!!!
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Love, love, LOVE Sassy! 20 June 2017
By SCambra - Published on Amazon.com
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I know when I pick up one of Robyn Peterman's books that I'll be thoroughly entertained. The Tale of Two Witches is no exception! I loved Sassy and Jeeves story. It's one hell of an entertaining read. You'll laugh your butt off, "ooh and aah" over the love story, and totally fall in love with Sassy. This crazy cast of characters delivers and then some!
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great 23 June 2017
By Grandma - Published on Amazon.com
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This series remains funny and heartwarming. Be aware though that the humor often includes foul language and there's quite a bit of sexuality and sex talk though not too detailed. It's definitely for those with a sense of humor that's a bit, shall we say....warped. So if you have no sense of humor, stay far far away.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Witches, Shifters and a Varnished Virginia 19 June 2017
By Wanda A. - Published on Amazon.com
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Mrs. Peterman has knocked it out of the park with this one.
Witches, Shifters, Demons and three bald cats, A Tale of Two Witches is a laugh a minute.

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