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Summerlandish: Do as I say, not as I did by [Land, Summer]
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Summerlandish: Do as I say, not as I did Kindle Edition

3.4 out of 5 stars 5 customer reviews

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Length: 257 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Language: English

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Hi, my name is Summer Land. No really, it is. Clearly my mom Donna exhaled some of the abundance of free love she inhaled in the 60s when it came to naming me.

Anyway, I should warn you that I’m what people call a sharer. Make that an oversharer. I really like telling stories … about myself. And they always seem to involve tattoos, tampons, booze and boys. Sometimes all at once. Just kidding! (Or am I?!)

Now you’re probably trying to figure out how someone born in 1987 can have anything to put in a memoir, but a lot has happened. So here it is: Summerlandish, all the hard-won butthole-tearing lessons I’ve learnt over the years – ‘summer-ised’ in their glamorously gory detail.

So turn to the first page for my take on love, life and awkward moments involving too much caffeine and a noticeable lack of restraint.

I’m still working on that :)

Summer Land is 24 year old ‘average American girl’ who shares her story from babyhood through to backpacking as a uni student, before falling in love and moving to Mudgee, Australia. But Summer is really anything but average; she’s a self-professed attention-hungry discretion-free egomaniac who seeks out every joke she can be the butt of and holds nothing back in recounting them here in a collection of outrageous stories that are nothing short of shocking.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3437 KB
  • Print Length: 257 pages
  • Publisher: Hardie Grant Books (1 September 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ETVAINA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars 5 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #88,361 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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I absolutely loved this book. Its honest and down to earth and had me in stitches the whole way through. Thanks to Summer for sharing her life story so far! Cheers!
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This book wasn't really my cup of tea. The stories are short and concise and they are well-written. The stories just were a bit bawdy, brash and loud for my taste.
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I enjoyed this book. Summer is an zany, over the top character and her adventures had me entertained and smiling often.
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Just a read. Not a very in depth storyline. Just a moment of someones time. Sorry, I would not recommend.
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By Citizen Smiff TOP 100 REVIEWER on 12 June 2014
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I don't know, I read a lot but didn't bother to finish this one. . . . . . .
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