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Shit Just Got Real: Memoirs of an Airline Pilot Paperback – 8 July 2021

by Capt Terry 'Flash' Gordon (Author), Capt Jeremy Burfoot (Author)

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A hilarious romp around the world with an airline captain who's a 'very naughty boy'.
Captain Terry ‘Flash’ Gordon is a character created by Captain Jeremy Burfoot of Qantas
Flash's personality is a creation from a combination of all the dubious characters the author flew with in his career.

Flash has the philosophy of work hard and play hard. “Life is not a rehearsal,” says Flash. Like most pilots, he’s a total professional in the air but quite human the rest of the time.

He doesn’t suffer fools gladly and isn’t the slightest bit PC. And he’s totally fed up with the ‘Woke’ and the noisy minorities. So feminists, snobs, vegans, vacuous morons, the gormless and anyone who doesn’t like nudity should all read this book with their eyes closed to avoid being offended.

Flash is drawn to the opposite sex, generally thanks to that demon alcohol and ‘the curse’. But, even in this pursuit, he generally leaves his connections smiling or laughing at him as he scarpers off or sneaks out.

These are mostly true stories about Flash’s adventures with aviation and travel. On the adventure side, Flash has always said, “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” But, in general, all the stories are based on fact and actual characters, but with the names changed and a bit of judicious exaggeration to add humour.

This book is a collection of some of Flash’s recent adventures.

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288 pages
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English
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8 July 2021
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15.24 x 1.65 x 22.86 cm
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979-8532999534
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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B098WDGQFM
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (8 July 2021)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 288 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8532999534
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 15.24 x 1.65 x 22.86 cm

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Stewart Ralph

If you’ve ever wondered what goes on ‘behind the scenes’

Reviewed in Australia on 28 July 2021

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A very amusing view into some of the hijinks that may or may not occur when airline crew are away from home. A very funny read, with some interesting insights into the job of an airline pilot, as well as some interesting travel information on some of the world’s great cities.

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Terry Rice

If you want a laugh this is for you. No thought police permitted.

Reviewed in Australia on 16 January 2022

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Laughed my head off. An exaggerated expose’ of an airline pilot, but so close to the truth of some. Can’t wait for volume 2.

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Graeme Spafford

Humorous and entertaining

Reviewed in Australia on 16 November 2021

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Reminiscent of the pre political correctness era.
A darn good read, should have you laughing out loud.

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Jay

A funny read…lots of good stories set all around the globe.

Reviewed in Australia on 12 July 2021

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This is an entertaining read with many stories that make you laugh and at the same time gives some great ideas for travel !

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A funny, rollicking account of life as an international pilot for Cucuracha International Airlines.

Reviewed in Australia on 21 July 2021

I just finished this yarn by Captain Terry Gordon and I found it very entertaining. An expose of the (sometimes) glamorous life of an airline pilot, Terry’s pithy anecdotes are as entertaining as they are politically incorrect. In a woke world this is a refreshing account of Terry’s sometimes hilarious life and his adventures around the world. It is written with frankness but still self-effacing candour by a man unafraid to laugh at himself. It is highly readable and often very humorous. If you are an airline executive you might need to see Terry’s psychiatrist Phil after reading this!

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morewinescott

Easy, entertaining read. Scarily accurate.

Reviewed in Australia on 27 July 2021

For +/- $10, in kindle, buy it and enjoy a funny relaxing read. Looking forward to more 'flash' adventures..

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