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The Seven Stages of Drinking Martinis by [Birmingham, John]
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Drinking martinis happens to all of us at some point in our lives. You wake up one day, the sun is shining, you have plans, dreams, and a bright path leading toward them. Next thing you know, your ass is planted on a bar stool and instead of learning that second language, or hiking the Andes to Machu Picchu, you’re getting yourself on the outside of your second martini.
Or perhaps you are a Super Villain who has never quite pulled off that insane scheme to destroy the world.
Or you've been foolish enough to order a parcel delivery from the Elder Gods and worry that your important package has been lost in the space between the stars.
Whatever your dilemma, this book has the answer. Maybe not to your dilemma, but it still has answers, damn it.
How to keep the romance alive as a zombie. How to say No to mindfulness. And all the things Conan the Barbarian thinks best in life.
If you're in need of a break from the grim realities of life here at the end of our civilisation, pour yourself a cold one and crack the digital spine on the best pieces from award-winning satirist John Birmingham's private column, previously available only to subscribers.

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  • Print Length: 191 pages
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  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B07MN9TTHK
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 10 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #82,920 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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