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Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror by [Zané Sachs]

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Like many people, Sadie feels undervalued and frustrated. Employed by a supermarket, she plots to murder coworkers—or lure them into the employee bathroom for a quickie. Sick of being treated like a robot, she taps into a powerful (and deranged) alter-ego and transforms into Sadie the Sadist. READER BEWARE: This book contains graphic violence, psycho/sexual incidents, and Sadie’s favorite recipes. X-tremely Black Humor.

"You have never read anything like Sadie the Sadist -- a pitch black satire that is not only deeply disturbing but funny as hell." –Blake Crouch, Author, Wayward Pines

“A brilliant, bloody read. Bone chilling. Dark. Funny. Sadie makes Hannibal Lector look like dating material. My heart quickened as I braced for Sadie the Sadist’s next step down that slippery slope called sanity. Highly recommended.” –Barbara Silkstone, Author of the Wendy Darlin Tomb Raider series

Length: 252 pages	Word Wise: Enabled	Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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Age Level: 18 - 18	Grade Level: 12 - 12

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Zané Sachs has worked for several large corporations (including a supermarket), and those situations have, in part, inspired her debut novel, Sadie the Sadist. Sadly, she has found, that the current work environment in the U.S. often treats workers as expendable units, comparable to robots. Every day automated systems and machines are replacing human workers. Zané expects to be replaced by robots any minute. Perhaps, one day soon, the perfect novel will be written by artificial intelligence. Until then, Zané offers you her flawed perspective and hopes you find it entertaining. Zané is currently writing a novel of psychological suspense called Jayne Just Watches. Jayne believes that she is dead, and she happens to be Sadie's neighbor. For Sadie's deadly recipes, guest inQuistions, and useful tips on topics like the Pros and Cons of killing your boss, please visit Zané's blog, Zané Sachs-Going Down, at ZaneSachs.com --This text refers to the paperback edition.

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ASIN : B00JOOFCLK
Publisher : Adytum (13 April 2014)
Language : English
File size : 3902 KB
Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Not Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 252 pages

Best Sellers Rank: 519,410 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 920 in Satire (Kindle Store)
- 1,510 in Satire (Books)
- 22,012 in Horror (Books)

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Karina

we all have this little sadistic side to us that wish bad things on others (sometimes)

Reviewed in Australia on 8 May 2015

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Sadie is only doing what many of us would only think of. Yes, we all have this little sadistic side to us that wish bad things on others (sometimes). Very funny indeed. I don't know why, but I don't enjoy my corn on the cob like I used to.

I highly recommend Sadie the Sadist to those who love in your face horror and aren't easily offended. I'd like to see Sadie embark on another adventure.

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Five Stars

Reviewed in Australia on 6 March 2016

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His extreme graphic detail is outrageously awesome

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paul nelson

Dark & twisted

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 May 2014

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Sadie works at the supermarket, hates her job, wants to kill her boss and interspersed with various recipes we embark on a darkly funny journey where we see the world through Sadie’s eyes and the eyes of her alter-ego Sadie the sadist.

Told in first person, life’s certainly a lot more interesting and gruesome when Sadie the Sadist is behind the wheel, murder, sex and eating her victims are a normal part of the day, along with the intense clean-up operations and buying a chain saw & freezer to aid both disposal and storage of body parts.

This is an intriguing and disturbing look at a woman’s fragile sanity as she plummets to a complete mental breakdown amidst some wickedly graphic descriptions of sex & violence integrated into seemingly normal day to day life, except there’s nothing normal about Sadie.

If you like darkly humorous, twisted stories this could be just what you’re looking for.
A 3.5 Rating.

alexis101

Random.....

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 28 August 2014

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I kind of felt let down by the ending. Wasn't concluded very clearly but maybe my brain cells had all shrivelled up and died by the time I had finished it. Sick in places, mainly gives an interesting in sight into the world of the American supermarket. From what I gather Sadie had some mental health issues that meant she was delusional and THOUGHT she'd killed people when she hadn't? Am I along the correct lines here?

Rocco

My kind of woman! X

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 October 2014

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I loved this book! Extremely dark and very well written! Although it's not my usual run of the mill, I became hooked and yes......I'm going to try some of Sadie's recipes!!!!!
My friend in the mirror also enjoyed it too!

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Fantastic read!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 August 2015

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Couldn't get enough! Love this book, thanks you.

chefralston

One Star

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 17 January 2015

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Stupid. Boring.

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