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Rule No.5: No Sex on the Bus: Confessions of a tour leader: No Sex on the Bus (Confessions of a Tour Leader) by [Thacker, Brian]
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Rule No.5: No Sex on the Bus: Confessions of a tour leader: No Sex on the Bus (Confessions of a Tour Leader) Kindle Edition

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Length: 300 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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Crew Manual Rule No. 5 : Crew must not engage in sexual activity on board the bus with passengers or fellow employees.

Crew Manual Rule No.2 : learn all names on day one.

Crew Manual Rule No.3 : don't get lost.

But then, who follows the rules?

Brian Thacker confesses all as he reveals the best (and worst) of 20 trips as a tour leader around Europe. He tells how he fed passengers horse meat spag bog, hamburgers made from breakfast cereal and roosters' testicles. How he left a passenger standing by the side of a motorway in France for three hours in his underwear clutching a purple toothbrush and how, along the way, he lost his driver, his cook, his bus, 10 brightly coloured canal bikes, a large church and eventually his patience.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 538 KB
  • Print Length: 300 pages
  • Publisher: Allen & Unwin (1 June 2001)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003LBT7L8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 2 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #151,916 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Loved this book. A unique but hilarious insight into travelling in a tour group. Wish there was a sequel!
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Amazing book, gives you an insight of what tour buses are like. Great read.
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Amazon.com: 4.2 out of 5 stars 23 reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Mediocre! 28 November 2015
By Raymond M - Published on Amazon.com
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I bought this book to tease friends heading off for their first European bus tour. It was fine for that. I read a few pages and found the humor okay but I did not read it all.
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So funny!!! 7 September 2012
By Rachel G - Published on Amazon.com
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Brought this book to cheer me up after I had finished one of the exact tour groups this book talks about!

What a feaking laugh!!!! Don't think ive ever read a book this funny before! My flatmates think i'm weird because I keep laughing out loud.. haha

Some people will be suprised that a lot of what this book describes actually happens on these tours.. they are pretty crazy!!

Best time of my life though and the book helps me relive it all over again! Hot summer nights, cold drinks, a stuffy bus, 45 strangers and the whole of europe.. what a mix!!!
5.0 out of 5 stars Really loved this book and already have a few more of ... 24 November 2015
By Cassidy Kristiansen - Published on Amazon.com
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Really loved this book and already have a few more of Brian's books on my Wishlist. The dude's a little messed up with the things he says/does to his travelers, but still a fantastic read.
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars 30 September 2016
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Highly entertaining.
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read! 2 September 2012
By Spraggle99 - Published on Amazon.com
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For those who have travelled on a bus tour through Europe - this is a hilarious read, about the places visited and the antics of various tour groups both on and off the bus.
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