Don't Be a Pendulous Pedant, Be A Peerless Powerhouse of Penetrating Prose!
Are you tired of being the literary equivalent of the ninety-eight pound weakling at the beach whose face jocks and editors love to kick sand into?
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After a quick inventory of the many captivating twists and turns of phraseology contained in this stimulating primer, I myself left my job as a technical writer for Underwriter's Weekly to become the annecdote writer for Penthouse Magazine. Now I can't even fill out a grocery store coupon without attracting legions of redhot lovers desperate to make love to every inch of my tanned and well-toned literary body of work! Women want me and men want to be like me! Please help me, I need to get my life back!
But seriously, folks, this book really works and most people's prose could use a little sexing-up. Buy it read it use it. You will gasp in gratitude at the end.
- Paperback: 144 pages
- Publisher: Tarcherperigree (1 April 1984)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0399510028
- ISBN-13: 978-0399510021
- Product Dimensions: 13.6 x 1 x 20.1 cm
- Boxed-product Weight: 231 g
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- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 45,244 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)