"This book will make you laugh outrageously loud, maybe make you pee a little and swoon over Jake and Marley." - HEA Girl Hey
"Favorite book of 2019! There is Marley Cicero in all of us, I never related to a character so much in my life. Lucy Score painted a very real tale of high school and the twenty-year wounds that never seem to heal. This book was full of humor, heart and heat complete with the ideal boyfriend that much hotter for his imperfections. Everyone needs to read this book! - Author Stephanie Rose
"This book!! Oh my me!! I am beating myself up for never scoring a Lucy Score book till now!" - Bibliophile Chloe
"I highly recommend this book to everyone. There is love, romance, a fake relationship, a hero donkey, and more laughter than my stomach muscles could take." - justlovemybooks.com
"Rock Bottom Girl has got that perfect balance of humor and heart and heat that only Lucy Score can deliver. It's unputdownable, fast paced and you'll feel like you're inside the pages, rather than reading them. I never wanted it to end. All the stars!" - Contemporary Romance Author Dylan Allen
"Once again Lucy Score has created a world I want to inhabit, full of quirky characters, cute kids, and endearing pets. Welcome to Culpepper, PA folks." - Joyce
"This is a book you absolutely don't want to miss!" - NovelMomma
“You may be faking the relationship, but you’re not faking the orgasms.”
Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldn’t wait to escape twenty years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh, and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year.
Desperate for a new start, Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students?
Maybe with the help of Jake Weston, high school bad boy turned sexy good guy. When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principal’s office to sign an ethics contract, the tattooed track coach, dog dad, and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibi—for a price. The Deal: He’ll teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship.
Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But it’s all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. There’s too much history. Rock bottom can’t turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it?
Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke, a bouffanted nemesis, a yard swan and donkey basketball, a teenage-orchestrated makeover, and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets.