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A Portion of Dragon and Chips (Robot vs Dragons Book 1) by [Haynes, Simon]
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Length: 282 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Language: English
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It's Game of Thrones meets Discworld ...

"Laugh after laugh. One of the best books I’ve read in 2018 so far. Amazing, 5*"

Welcome to the Old Kingdom!

Clunk, an elderly robot, plunges into the sea off the Old Kingdom, and if he knew what was coming next he'd sit down on the ocean floor and wait for rescue.

Dragged onto the beach, coughing up seaweed, salty water and stray pieces of jellyfish, he's taken to the nearby city of Chatter's Reach, where he's given a sword and told to fight the Queen's Champion, Sur Loyne.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the locals still think the wheel is a pretty nifty idea, and Clunk's chances of finding spare parts - or his missing memory modules - are nil.

Still, Clunk's an optimist, and he soon embarks on a perilous quest to find his way home.

Unfortunately it's going to be a very tough ask, given the lack of charging points in the medieval kingdom...

This is the first novel in a trilogy. Each book continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three. They're not stand-alones!

"An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour"

The Robot vs Dragons trilogy:

  • 1. A Portion of Dragon and Chips

  • 2. A Butt of Heads

  • 3. A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

These novels are set in the Hal Spacejock universe.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 632 KB
  • Print Length: 282 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Bowman Press; 1 edition (20 August 2018)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: Be the first to review this item
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #157,116 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Chris H.
4.0 out of 5 starsAn entertaining diversion
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4.0 out of 5 starsVery good start to a trilogy.
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David and Susan McConachie
5.0 out of 5 starsDont read in public if laughing out loud embarrasses you
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5.0 out of 5 starsA fun start to what I hope will be a great trilogy
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