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Please Tell Me I'm On Mute by [Brenner, Romi]
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Length: 224 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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Trying to preserve her last few precious shreds of sanity while working and raising children, Romi Brenner has come to terms with the fact that sometimes you have to turn a blind eye to the fashion whims of a four year old, that you can never underestimate the power of a phone with a working mute button, and that pedicures just aren't for everyone.

Maintaining her sense of humor amid bathtime hysterics, birthday cake pop carnage and botched early morning conference calls, Brenner takes her readers through a series of hilarious adventures in modern parenting and family life.

Join Brenner and find out why she won't let her husband go couch shopping on his own, why she is looking into buying stock in salt water taffy and how she lost her mind to motherhood, but why she doesn't mind at all.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 546 KB
  • Print Length: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Little Square Book Publishing (7 May 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0095HPIJ2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,305,421 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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