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Oosterman Treats by [Oosterman, Gerard]
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Length: 192 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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The smoked salmon is hardly an enticement for any nonsense or an aphrodisiac.” “How did the PM react? I answered, “He winked in a luring fashion.” Helvi said, “Jeez, has he gone nuts?” . “Oh, the whole media is in an absolute frenzy. I would not be surprised if the PM does use the sex phone.” “I reckon he’s been pulling the pudding a bit lately, he looked so sweaty and pale last night.” Helvi said, “You seem to be a bit excited about all this as well. Go and get me the promised coffee.” ” Give us cuddle first, I said.” She said. “Get fucked and brush your teeth.” I said, “Now you are friendly again, love you.” Helvi, “Me, too.

”It has got me beat, why, when getting older and the morning glory finally in retreat, allowing a bit of a sleep in, that men’s obsession with flagging tumescence is called a ‘dysfunction’. The scientists in cahoot with sexologists have pored for years over glass test tubes to come up with a solution that will make the ageing male re-born again and cure him from flaccid flesh, drooping donger and dismissive dirges from partners. The expert doctor will now prescribe a pill to try and crank up the tired and ageing engine once again.

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