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Old Grandpa's Book of Practical Poems Kindle Edition
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Did you get them all? Would your grandchildren? This is the third edition of a canonical collection of English verse that young people of all ages can benefit from encountering. It is for grandparents to buy, and the selections are mainly intended for reading aloud: adult to child; child to child; child to adult. The reader will find the verse and poetry, British, North American or Australian, that bobs up in allusions and in crosswords, in educated conversation, grouped under these rough headings: Short, Sweet and Sour; Pieces to Get the Tongue Around; Parodies; Fun with words; Adventures; Stories; Travel; Myths and Other Animals; Books and the arts; Seasons; Love and beauty; Funny; Society and its oddities; Nature; Science; Sport and The game of war. The poems are followed by brief notes on the poets.
Above all, this is a work of love, both of language and also of grandchildren, official and unofficial, everywhere. All of the works are in the public domain other than the ones written by Duncan Bain, who is a close relative and who has assigned me his rights.
Here, you will find where these lines come from, among others:
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
A rose-red city half as old as time.
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay !
By channels of coolness the echoes are calling,
Come live with me, and be my love,
God made the wicked Grocer
Hail to thee, blithe spirit!
Hey there! Hoop-la! The circus is in town!
Ho, for the Pirate Don Durk of Dowdee!
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
'I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine.'
I had written him a letter which I had, for want of better
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
In summertime on Bredon
It is Christmas Day in the workhouse, and the cold, bare walls are bright
It was built of bark and poles, and the roof was full of holes
Jenny kiss'd me when we met,
King David and King Solomon
My candle burns at both ends;
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
Oh, who would paint a goldfield,
On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few,
Patter, patter ... Boolcoolatta,
Seated one day at the organ,
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
She walks in beauty like the night
Sir Ralph the Rover tore his hair;
Some moment when the moon was blood
Swans sing before they die - 'twere no bad thing
The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
The boy stood on the burning deck,
The night we went to Birmingham by way of Beachy Head.
The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
The Pobble who has no toes
There's a breathless hush in the Close to-night --
There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
Triantiwontigongolope.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
'Twas Mulga Bill, from Eaglehawk, that caught the cycling craze;
Under a spreading chestnut-tree
When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail.
Will you walk into my parlour?" said the Spider to the Fly,
With fingers weary and worn,
"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
- Reading age3 - 18 years
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication date18 December 2020
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- ASIN : B08R1DXGH5
- Language : English
- File size : 3256 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Not Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 339 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : B08QX2NVN9
- Best Sellers Rank: 1,275,316 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 376 in Australian & Oceanian Poetry (Kindle Store)
- 932 in British & Irish Poets
- 1,027 in Australian & Oceanian Poetry (Books)
About the author

Peter Macinnis turned to writing after his promising career as a chiaroscuro player was tragically cut short by a caravaggio crash during the Trompe L'Oeil endurance race. He recently did remarkably well in the early rounds of the celebrity underwater cooking program, Moister Chef, but he was disqualified for using dried fruits and desiccated coconut. He has a pet slug which has lived in a jar on his desk for the last six months, as part of another book, and he is an expert echidna handler and ant lion wrangler. He wrote both the score and the libretto for the acclaimed opera Manon Troppo (‘Manon Goes Mad’).
OK, most of that is total fiction, but the wildlife bits are true: I DO handle echidnas when necessary, and I am expert in managing ant lions (the slug has since been released into the wild). I live in Australia, but I travel a lot, mainly gathering ideas for new books, and in the last couple of years, I have been on glaciers and inside a volcano (I collect volcanoes, you see). I also spend a lot of time in libraries, and sometimes in the field, because my two main areas are history and science.
I have learned the hard way to choose my locations: one book that came out a few years back needed some stuff on tardigrades ("water bears") and one easy way to catch them is to use a small hand-held vacuum cleaner to grab them from trees — these are very tiny, about 0.4mm long if they are big, so effectively invisible.
I live on a main road, and one day, without thinking too hard, I wandered out and started vacuuming a tree. It worked, but I'm afraid I got some odd looks, some of them from drivers who should have been watching the road better.
I write for both adults and children, though I seem to get more awards for the stuff I write for children.
Current interests:
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The history of Australia up to 1950, science, rocks, wee beasties, odd inventions and quack cures, plus any temporary obsessions that take a grip on me.
I also work as a volunteer gardener, for want of a better term, in a local sanctuary, where we do bush regeneration, weeding, erosion control and other stuff like that.
In my spare time, I am the 'visiting scientist' under a CSIRO scheme at Manly Vale Public School: I have four grandchildren, but two are too far away, and the other two are too young to run around, just yet, so the Manly Vale kids are my stand-in grandchildren.
Current work, 2018 version:
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* this year, I produced a fourth edition of 'The Big Book of Australian History' which was released in 2019;
* my 'Australian Backyard Earth Scientist' is now out, has won one award and is long-listed for a "major";
* I recently completed a book on survival: it is a guide for staying alive in Australia, due to come out 1 April 2020, through the National Library of Australia;
* I am clearing my backburner items into Kindle e-books: quite a few are up and more will follow: they all have titles starting 'Not Your Usual...';
* I have just published a rather amusing comedy/mystery/fantasy novel as both an e-book and an Amazon paperback;
* I am currently pitching two works, one on microscopy and one on STEAM (that's STEM with Arts added);
* I have recently written an article on poisons in Tudor society, and that will probably be expanded to a 'nutshell book'.
Other stuff:
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I am active on social media, either under my own name, or using the handle McManly.
I have a blog, but there is no RSS feed. I have worked with computers since 1963, but I'm a bit too busy writing to stay up to speed. Find it at http://oldblockwriter.blogspot.com/
My website: http://members.ozemail.com.au/~macinnis/writing/index.htm
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