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Marrying the Animal: One Hundred 100 Word Stories by [Fallon, Sean]
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Marrying the Animal: One Hundred 100 Word Stories Kindle Edition

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Length: 106 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Language: English

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Marrying the Animal is a collection of stories, each only 100 words long. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll finish the whole book super quickly. Inside you'll find comedic stories, heart string pullers, horror stories, and just plain weirdness. Each story the perfect length to read while you boil eggs, wait for your phone to turn on, or have to use the bathroom very quickly.

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Allergies

We have a friend who is allergic to full moons.
They make him come out in a terrible rash. A terrible hairy rash all over.
And his teeth start hurting and growing and getting sharper.
He’ll be in such pain that he rips his clothes but only so that his jeans would become shorts and his shirt would be ripped and open but not taken off.
He’ll also be in so much pain he howls (literally howls) at the moon for relief
Actually, now I’ve written this all down he’s clearly a werewolf.
I guess that explains who ate Tony.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 904 KB
  • Print Length: 106 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00MAIL0U4
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,116,892 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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