Together for the first time! Three hilarious, bestselling memoirs that push the boundaries of acceptable behaviour.
Join Tony and Roo for the adventure of a lifetime – or three of them, all rolled into one! You’ll laugh and cry as they navigate true love, extreme travel and chasing their dreams…
Romance is in the air in ‘Can I Kiss Her Yet?’, as they design their dream wedding – but even the best laid plans can go astray, and if true love is going to conquer everything it had better get its skates on…
In ‘Shave My Spider!’ the happy couple set off on an epic trip: six months exploring the weirdest bits of Asia. What could possibly go wrong?
And in ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?’, tall tales from Tony’s previous life as an actor prove the adage that you should be careful what you wish for… and that fame has a price.
Well over a thousand pages of heart-warming and hilarious misadventure, all for the heavily discounted price of 99c. Grab your copy today!
This Omnibus Edition contains the following books:
Can I Kiss Her Yet?
Tony James Slater is back!
This time he’s got only one thing on his mind:
According to Bill Shakespeare, the path of true love never did run smooth…
And this is Tony; NOTHING ever runs smoothly for him.
So the path of true love is about to beat him around the head with a snow shovel.
It started so well – with a proposal that left bite marks, and Tony selling his body to medical science in exchange for the wedding budget…
Now, Tony and his bride-to-be must fend off randy camels, rapacious rodents and gigantic cardboard underpants – whilst traveling to Spain, the Middle East, and all over England.
This is a story of life, death, love, marriage, and everything in between.
It’s also the story of how not to plan a wedding.
And don’t get me started on the honeymoon!
Shave My Spider!
Tony James Slater is quite possibly the world’s worst traveller.
And yet he’s about to embark on his most ambitious trip ever…
Faced with buying a car and getting a real job – or saying ‘Bollocks to that,’ and blowing all his savings on a six-month adventure around Asia… well, there really is no contest!
Because who wouldn’t want to visit exotic places like Borneo, Cambodia and China? Who wouldn’t want to tackle the world’s most dangerous hiking path, tangle with the Vietnamese Mafia, and suffer days in the dreaded Mongolian saddle?
And who wouldn’t want to try a bowl of five-organ soup?
All he has to do is survive, despite being one of the clumsiest individuals on the planet. His rainbow-haired wife Roo is determined to keep him in one piece – but he’s not making it easy.
Six months around Asia will make or break them…
Don’t You Know Who I Am?
Tony James Slater wants just one thing: to become a world famous actor.
The only problem is, he doesn’t have any experience.
Or any training.
Or any talent…
They say that anything is possible if you want it hard enough.
But just how far is he willing to go?
Is it ‘art’ to dance naked in public?
And what do you tell your family when they catch you doing it?
It’s a good thing to reach for the stars, right?
At least until their security guards drag you away…
Join Tony, as he goes from ‘wannabe’ to ‘never-gonna-be,’ via the weirdest, most ridiculous route imaginable.
They say that drama equals conflict – and he is not going down without a fight!
Don’t miss these hilarious tales of romance, round-the-world travel and rampant thespianism!
Have you ever wondered just how much can go wrong with a wedding?
Or what they eat in Mongolia?
Or if you’ve got what it takes to make it in Hollywood?
Then download your copy and find out today!