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The Killbug Eulogies by [Madden, Will]
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Trapped like bugs on flypaper! Can these soldiers escape before they all get swatted?

Private Timothy Archon is such a weasel, even his closest friends don't like him. But marooned on a hostile planet, they must rely on each other for survival. Otherwise, giant space insects will eat them.

Tough luck for Timothy's friends! Whenever they need him to be the hero, a giant bug bites their face off.

Here's the bad part. Ever since the army chaplain was killed, the person nearest when someone dies has to give the eulogy at the funeral. Ugh! This means Timothy has to give a lot of eulogies.

He tries hard to say something nice about the deceased, but it always comes out as embarrassing stories, backhanded compliments, or rude things about their mother. Hilarious any other day, but com'on, man, this is a funeral.

Here's the worse part. The space bugs are getting closer to overrunning the camp.

But hold on. Timothy starts to notice a pattern in the dead men’s lives. Maybe they weren't stranded on this planet by accident? As part of a secret mission to turn the tides of war, the fallen may have left behind the key to preserving the future.

Can Timothy make up for his failures and puzzle it together? Or are all their faces about to get eaten?

Join the fight for survival on the outskirts of history. Cringe at horrifying insectoid baddies. Meet a cast of likable bastards. Then laugh at their grisly deaths, you sick deranged scalawag.

Don't miss out on this irreverent twist on the space marine genre. Get your copy now!


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 844 KB
  • Print Length: 298 pages
  • Publisher: Square Straw Press (12 June 2017)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B06XKVCNX8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #720,922 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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