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Jingle Me Balls: Sea Shenanigans Book Six by [Peterman, Robyn]

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Jingle Me Balls: Sea Shenanigans Book Six Kindle Edition

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What in the salty seas could be more important than presents at Christmas time?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Tis’ Christmas time on Mystical Isle and just like the fat bastard in red, I’ve made a list and now I shall check it… twice. Yeah, twice. I might wear a diaper, but I’m not an arse.

Battle the human women in sweatpants and snow boots for electronics on Black Friday. Check.

Cover each palm tree in lights even though the Mermaids insist they look phallic. Check. By the way, what does phallic mean? Never mind. Check.

Moving on.

Weave a Christmas tale during family story time on the beach, have a family portrait made in the special sweaters I pilfered, and write a letter to Santa. I mean, fat bastard… Check.

Planning activities that may end in bloodshed. Check. That’s what I call a yuletide win, so check-check.

The Mermaids have baked lovely Christmas cookies that will go wonderfully with the rum in my diaper. And everyone has voted to veto caroling since Pirate Doug has a singing voice that can kill… literally. The present exchange would be ruined if everyone was dead. Could my days be merrier or brighter? Uh, no. Check.

It seems I have everything under control and Christmas on Mystical Isle will be unforgettable, or I’m not the Well-Hung God of the Sea, Poseidon.
And I am. Check.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3477 KB
  • Publisher: Robyn Peterman (6 January 2020)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B082YGRPTV
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Amazon.com: 4.8 out of 5 stars 35 reviews
Patricia statham
5.0 out of 5 stars a hilarious Christmas story that will have you loving your crazy family
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wally’s man
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5.0 out of 5 stars More fun!
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Crystal Watson
5.0 out of 5 stars Christmas Poseidon Style theirs bound to be laughter, blood, and lots of shenanigans
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5.0 out of 5 stars LMAO
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