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Jesus 2.0: Son of the American Dream by [Richey, Andrew]
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Jesus arrives on earth-now-in the USA. He is just like the right-wing Fundamentalists say he is. This is His gospel. “In the beginning was the American Dream, and the American Dream was with God, and the American Dream was fully God's Plan.”

He shows us his attitude toward the true enemies of America: The Bleeding Hearts. “39 The Lord said to him, “Now you Bleeding Hearts cleanse the inside of the cup and of the platter, but your outward part is full of State sponsored charity and wickedness. 40  You foolish ones, didn’t he who made the inside make the outside also? 41  But give gifts to the rich those things which are without, and behold, all things will be clean to you. 42  But woe to you Bleeding Hearts! For you give money and time and every government handout, but you bypass justice and God’s wrath. You ought not to have done these, and not to have left the other undone. 43 Woe to you Bleeding Hearts! For you love to give free coffee to the poor, and the undeserving. 44  Woe to you, Human Rights Lawyers and Bleeding Hearts, hypocrites! For you are like hidden graves, and the men who walk over them don’t know it.”

This Jesus is not without miracles:
“2  Behold, they brought to him a man who was paralyzed, lying on a bed. Jesus, seeing he was a Mexican, said to the paralytic, “Son, cheer up! You're going back to Mexico.”
3  Behold, some of the Peace-nicks said to themselves, “This man lacks compassion.”
4  Jesus, knowing their thoughts, said, “Why do you think evil in your hearts? 5  For which is easier, to say, ‘You lack compassion’ or to say, ‘Get up, and walk back across the border where you belong?’ 6  But that you may know that the Son of The System has authority on earth to put each race in their place-” (then he said to the nearby border guards), “Get up, and take up your weapons, and go to your border with this man.”

Jesus tells it like it is: “30  They said therefore to him, “What then do you do for a sign, that we may see and believe you? What work do you do? 31  The original Jesus preached love and healed people.”
32 Jesus therefore said to them, “Most certainly, I tell you, it wasn’t me the first time that gave you your just deserts according to a true market economy but I am doing that now. 33 For the true market economy of God is that which comes down out of heaven, and gives life to the world.”
34  They said therefore to him, “We don't want this bread.”
35  Jesus said to the crowds, “The Fascist State is the bread of life.”

Jesus shows the liberals their place: “31 Therefore Progressives took up Naomi Klein books to give to him. 32 Jesus answered them, “I have shown you many corporate and Evangelical works from The Patriarchy. For which of those works do you force upon me, leftie propaganda?”
33  The Progressives answered him, “We don’t give you progressive books for your so called 'good works', but for siding with those who do not care for the people.”
34  Jesus answered them, “Isn’t your constitution written in such a way as to, allow only white male adult property owners to vote. 35  If this was the intention of the Christian Founding Fathers, for whom the word of God was holy, 36 do you say of him whom The Patriarchy sanctified and sent into the world, ‘You are not the same Jesus,’ because I said, ‘I am the Son of The Patriarchy?’ 37  If I don’t do the works of The Patriarchy, don’t believe me. 38  But if I do them, though you don’t believe me, believe the works, that you may know and believe that the The Patriarchy is in me, and I in the The Patriarchy.” 39  They sought again to dialogue with him, and he went out of their hand. 40 He went away again beyond the River of Speculative Assets into the place where John the Oil Billionaire was baptizing at first, and he stayed there. 41  Many came to him. They said, “John the Oil Billionaire indeed did no sign, but everything that John said about this man is true.”

Believe in Jesus 2.0!

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