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Hot as Puck: A Sexy Standalone Romantic Comedy (Bad Motherpuckers Series Book 1) by [Lili Valente]

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The NHL's biggest bad boy is about to fall for the virgin next door…

I am the world’s biggest dating failure. We’re talking my last date went home with our waitress kind of failure.

But I have an ace in the back pocket of my mom jeans—my sexy-as-sin best friend, NHL superstar forward, Justin Cruise.

Justin owes me favors dating back to seventh grade, long before he became a hotshot with a world famous…stick. So in return for my undying platonic loyalty, all I want is an easy-peasy crash course on how to be a sex goddess.

How hard can it be?

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I have never been so hard in my life.

The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty.

But I’m a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first lesson, we’ve graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn’t a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses.

Give me a month, and I’ll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she’s confident enough to seduce any guy she wants.

Problem is… the only guy I want her seducing is me.

Hot as Puck is a sexy, flirty, friends-to-lovers Standalone romantic comedy from USA Today Bestseller Lili Valente.

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Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn't be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich's red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale. These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts. Visit her at www.lilivalente.com --This text refers to the paperback edition.

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B06XZLC44B
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Self Taught Ninja (1 April 2017)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 3103 KB
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Print length ‏ : ‎ 330 pages

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Author of over forty novels, USA Today Bestseller Lili Valente writes everything from steamy suspense to laugh-out-loud romantic comedies. A die-hard romantic, she can’t resist a story where love wins big. Because love should always win. She lives in Vermont with her two big-hearted boy children and a dog named Pippa Jane.

Lili also writes naughty books as Everly Stone. Learn more at www.lilivalente.com.

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Wendy Curry

Ice melting goodness

Reviewed in Australia on 6 April 2017

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What do you do when you struggle to act normally around someone you're attracted to? You go to your hot as hockey playing BFF for 'advice' of course! Which is exactly what crochet loving slightly nerdy Libby Collins does when she goes a little Gaga trying to talk to her schools VP Roger. Enter hockey hot pants and all around best friend Justin Cruise, if anyone can help Libby it's him surely. Justin has plenty of experience to pass on, so what could go wrong? When hands off lessons turn into hands-all-over-the-place lessons! But no way could Justin be interested in Libby 'that way', until he is. If only he can convince Libby before either, a:Libby's big sister skins him alive or, b:Justin's ex gets things twisted. Let the bad poetry save the day!

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Jo Kitanovski

Pucker for love

Reviewed in Australia on 30 November 2019

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Oh how I loved this cute story. To be able to ask a friend to do what they did would be...... I don’t know if I could. She certainly had a lot of courage..... can’t wait to read the rest of the series.

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Lots of fun

Reviewed in Australia on 1 April 2020

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I like Lili Valente’s sense of humour. The characters were adorable, funny and a just little awkward. This was a really fun read. I got stuck in and before I knew it, was at the end. I alternated between reading and listening, and the narrators did a wonderful job too.

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Jane

3.5 stars

Reviewed in Australia on 21 June 2021

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A friends to romance story with a little twist. She’s the teacher but goes to her best friend to be taught how to date. The story is hot and steamy and dreamy.

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Loved it so much

Reviewed in Australia on 4 May 2017

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I loved this book . It's the first time I've read anything by this author. I loved that the story was simple, romantic, hot, funny all at once. I loved Justin & Libby was so sweet. Thank you for making smile & sigh. Can't wait to read the next one.

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Sweet.

Reviewed in Australia on 21 November 2017

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While this story started off awkward once Justin and Libby started their ‘lessons’, the story picked up and it was great. It was sweet and just the right amount of funny.

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4 out of 5 🌟

Reviewed in Australia on 31 July 2018

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Enjoyable read

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Kyles

Great book

Reviewed in Australia on 29 May 2017

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A really enjoyable hot, sexy and sweet book. :)

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Reading to stay awake!

It's not a manual but you'll learn a thing or two!!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 December 2020

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I love a book that is funny as well as hot as hell; they are few and far between so I really enjoyed this page turner from Lili Valente from page one. Who wouldn't want to learn the carnal ways of the world from a sexy as fornication ice hockey player who knows exactly what to do and you trust your life with due to a shared history. Good then I'll continue!

This book is really well written, Lili Valente captures every possible emotion that could course through each of the character's body as they travel this torturous journey together; be they good or bad. As the super cute pairing discover together and separately learning new things are not what they expect either as the teacher or the student and this is brought across to the reader really well. The history of both characters is portrayed well along with the supporting cast who play their parts really well trying to throw spanners into the training regime of the pair.

I loved the pace of the book, it moved along really well with the two main characters growing together throughout the story moving to the inevitable HEA.

I loved this book and totally recommend it xx

Shanna

From best friends to lovers will they both survive?

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 August 2018

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I really liked the idea of sweet little Libby virgin kindergarten teacher, getting her best friend since seventh grade bad boy womaniser of the NFL Justin to teach her how to seduce a man. At first it could have seemed weird but they agree on friends with benefits so no one gets hurt. Unfortunately both their feeling become real and before they can discuss things Libby’s older sister Laura the PR for the ice hockey team finds out and goes crazy. A series of misunderstandings happen until a little girl gives Justin the idea he needs to get Libby to listen to him and her reply is quickly managed by her sisters PR ideas. I enjoy the little epilogues a year down the line which tie up a lot of lose ends. I must admit the sporty books weren’t really my cup of tea but I have come to love them and Lili is fast becoming a favourite author of mine.

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Cookie Munchkin

Awesome Read.

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 9 April 2017

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This is my first book by this author and I loved it so much I can guarantee it won’t be the last.

Libby is a sweet and innocent kindergarten teacher who has a major crush on one of her colleagues. She’s never been able to seduce men and turns in to a bumbling idiot whenever she tries. She decides to turn to the one man who can show her where she is going wrong her childhood friend and all- star ice hockey player Justin Cruise, he also happens to be stunningly gorgeous and a sex god. So who better to teach her the ways of the man world. Thinking that because of their deep friendship she thinks that nothing could go wrong and when all is said and done they will go back to being crochet buddies.

Justin Cruise is shocked to say the least when Libby presents him with her idea, thinking that they are making a mistake but at the same time has this feeling that if he says no he is making the biggest mistake of his life. Saying yes to teaching her how to act around men brings to the surface feelings he had never known he felt for Libby and he knows that the reason that the reason it’s never worked with anyone else was because they weren’t Libby. Now he just has to convince Libby that what they have together is not “Friends with benefits” but love in every sense of the word.

I really loved this book and the way the characters felt like I’d known them all my life. You can’t help but route for them. Its sweet and seriously hot. I found myself smiling while I read this story. Highly recommended.

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Simone Bhalla

3.5 stars! Lovely read but everything happened and finished too quickly!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 4 December 2018

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It was a good, sweet and funny read! I must admit that Justin way of thinking upset me a bit and I didn’t like how the beginning of the book described how he loved how his ex from 5 seconds was smelling and few other things otherwise I enjoyed this story but in the end it was just too fast and finished too quickly without proper explanation... Mostly about J’s ex it’s like she disappeared or rather the talk she had with Libby wasn’t cleared up for me! I’m jumping straight to book number one because I liked it just hope there was bit more than a insta love and rushed ending!

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elena

Funny and sexy

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 2 August 2021

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OK, to be honest at the beginning I wasn't really keen of it but later on the story grabs you and it's funny and it's sexy and hot. Libby was funny in her insecure way of thinking about getting intimate with someone (pretty sure a lot of women felt similar emotions in some points of their life including myself) and Justin was really cute in trying to help out his friend. It was hilarious for them to think that they can pulled it off , the friends with benefits thing, but hey that's why was so enjoyable. At the end I liked it so much that I am reading the second book Sexy Motherpucker ;)

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