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Geoffrey P. Ward's Guide to Villainy by [Nichols, M.A.]
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Page Flip: Enabled Language: English

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Successful villains aren’t born. They’re made.

Unless you're born into the role of hero or handed it by misguided fairy godmothers, you can never hope to achieve anything beyond the measly life you've got. At least that's what the fairy tale fops would have you believe. They prefer people to think that only divine destiny allows others the right to join their exclusive club, but fate isn't a good enough reason to let the heroes get all the glory.

However, from "once upon a time" to "happily ever after", heroes have stacked the deck against the intrepid villains. Until now.

Geoffrey P. Ward is the world’s foremost (and only) fairy tale villain consultant, and in this guide, he outlines all the critical tips for success you need to achieve your villainous goals. Whether looking to overthrow a kingdom or put your unruly stepdaughter in her place, Geoffrey P. Ward’s Guide to Villainy will give you the tools and knowledge you need to succeed.

Because even villains deserve a happily ever after.

Praise for Geoffrey P. Ward’s Guide to Villainy

“An essential read for stepmothers, conquerors, evil fairies, and the like. If you’re making villainous plans, you’ve got to read this first. It changed my life, and it will change yours.” — Queen Maricela of Glendonia

“Ward is the expert on villainy, and this book is the expert guide on it. Period.” — Lord Phillip Westerly of the Falian Fiefdom

“Insightful and entertaining. Ward’s guide is the perfect aid to the villainously inclined.” — Fulke Quinlain, Grandmaster of the Henchmen Guild

“Success as a villain comes from careful planning and focused goals. This is a masterful and practical book that will give readers all the tools they need to do that.” — Beatrix Ivers Kirkus, Stepmother

“Ward’s advice is pivotal to anyone wanting to make a living as a villain.” — Evelyn Markus, Evil Fairy

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 290 KB
  • Print Length: 169 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1547284501
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: M.A. Nichols (15 August 2017)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B071JVRXT5
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #512,411 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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