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Five Go Absolutely Nowhere Hardcover – 11 August 2020

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Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including(with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes? a Christmas No.1 back in the innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. His Famous Five for Grown-up series has sold nearly 2 million copies across all titles and formats. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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Bruno Vincent is the author of several humour titles including (with Jon Butler) the bestselling Do Ants Have Arseholes?, a Christmas No.1 back in the more innocent days of Myspace and News of the World. He has also written two volumes of gothic horror stories for children which were adapted for the stage.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Quercus; 1st edition (11 August 2020)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 112 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1529412080
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1529412086
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 13.2 x 1.4 x 20.2 cm
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