- Format: Kindle Edition
- File Size: 8570 KB
- Print Length: 413 pages
- Publisher: Book Counselor LLC (20 August 2012)
- Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
- Language: English
- ASIN: B0090RIFOM
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Customer Reviews: 41 customer ratings
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,200,120 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
Field Guide to Chicks of the United States Kindle Edition
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"I thought after 16 years working at the Playboy Mansion, I knew everything about women! Joe has definitely done his research and his book has even taught me a thing or two! Proof that not all women are alike!" --Brian Olea, On-Air Personality, Mansion Mayhem, Playboy Radio, SiriusXM 102
"Field Guide to Chicks of the United States is a hilarious look into the women of the USA. If you like people watching and commenting I can say you need to check this book out today. You and your friends will want to read this together for the most laughs. My husband and I enjoyed this book. What makes this book so great is more than one thing. Joe has done his research and it shows. Plus he has added in great presentation for an overall great quality book. This book includes full color graphics and unique art to showcase each type of woman. Joe has named the women like species and includes a common name. Three species types are Sili-Clone, Spice Rack and Big D Cup. Each species is covered in detail with a promiscuity zipper graphic, location map, and trait chart. Sili-Clone has a promiscuity zipper of 7/10, maintenance level of 5/5, nesting of 3/5, and a friendliness smile of 3/5. Along the way Joe gives his advice along with research. After reading this first chickspotting book I m looking forward to more. I hear Joe will be doing some videos of the different types of chicks and there will be an app. Yep there will be an app for that! I can t wait to watch the videos and see the app." --Tamazon, Night Owl Reviews --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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I've been around the block a few times and have one marriage and divorce under my belt. I found this book to be fun and lighthearted and just what a guy like me needs.
I thought the bird watching style was very clever and humourous. I love the rating system. I especially found the use of 1 to 5 bloody cleavers to rate Neuroticism hilarious. I haven't laughed this much at an irreverent look at dating since "The Playbook" attributed to Barney Stinson.
I've already "spotted" some types in my hometown of Vancouver. The 49er, 69er and perfect 6 are spot on in my neighborhood describing moderately attractive women who are frosty and have the attitude of a 9.
Mr Bovino won't be making any friends with feminists, but for a good, lighthearted laugh I highly recommend.
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This kind of content is not okay, for the same reason why historical, exaggerated, racist political depictions of black people is not okay.
This is not a book of satire. This is a cultivation of hatred against women (masked in the laziest way possible with a thin veil of 'humor') whose true purpose is to advise younger men on how to continue to treat women like livestock.
Ladies, don't fall doen the rabbit hole and try to be 'cool' with the content of this book. Its not okay. And using the item as a 'gag gift' or 'stocking stuffer' still perpetuates the inherent sexism, teaches adolescent's the wrong idea, and gives the author money and validates the continuation of rhetoric that dehumanizes women.
This is one badass book! This has heavy red pill material and every MGTOW/PUA should read this. Why not learn from wisdom and the details of the American soulful dynamics. Pure fun and extensive research occured and undertaken to bring this material to a shining light.
Lessons Learned: Mattress, migratory, Perfect 6, sand trap, nice auss, taco belle, ledge, immaculate rejection, 49er.
I would not mess with a caribou barbie.
BBC means something else.
My favorite would be a mix of southern hospitality, creole, midwest, n a bit of latina, and asian softness and motherly - No NY
Quotes to research:
The Redneck has a “glorious absence of sophistication,” 880
the least attractive people in America live in Philly. 1246
The Silencer tends to avoid braggarts, bulls*** artists, and cocky bastards. Best to keep a low profile and self-deprecating sense of humor. Finnish 1536
The Euro-Mina has something to say, a right to say it, and no patience for political correctness. If you can’t handle it, it’s your problem, not hers.1623
BEHAVIOR: Warm and friendly around people she likes but occasionally snobbish, condescending, and dismissive to others, especially blacks, Asians, and non-Argentines. 1623
FETCH! – YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE The Transformer expects you to take the initiative because that’s what Cuban guys do, especially the older ones. If you hang back and wait for her to act, she’ll assume that you’re disinterested, timid, or insecure, none of which are desirable. 1794
BEHAVIOR: Independent and assertive but occasionally cold, neurotic, and temperamental. (It’s a New York thing). 2071
The Win-Nguyen [win-nwin] 2319
If the face looks Asian but the booty says Latina and she’s got some color, she’s probably a Flip. 2355
Thanks for adding Smiles to our faces! Bravo!
The illustrations are adorable. It's a FUN read.
And it opens you to the richness of looking outside your own tribe to see that there's a richness of opportunities to date all kinds of amazing women.
Buying a bunch of these to put in my gift closet to give to friends as conversation starters/gag/funny gifts...
Thanks for making us laugh so hard Joe Bovino!