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Fashionably Dead and Wed: Book Seven, The Hot Damned Series by [Peterman, Robyn]
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I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married.

What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that’s impossible to refuse and Steve Perry?

You get the Royal Wedding from Hell—or to be more accurate—possibly in Hell.

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I’m still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding.

I’m trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who’s opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It’s been a very difficult week—especially the no nookie part.

All I know is this, I will say "I do" on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 5043 KB
  • Print Length: 337 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1537414933
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01KKRQ6I2
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #62,293 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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Just another day in my undead paradise… HOLY KNOCKERS MCCHESTICLE, BLOBBITYFLONK!!! HOW IN THE EVER LOVING HELLHOUND NAMED BAMBI DOES ROBYN DO IT!?! Honestly, every time I read her newest release I pee myself laughing at her ALWAYS new & uber creative sayings, situations and antics of The Gang! Of course I ALWAYS fall more in love with the characters, and am blown away by how IMMORTALTACULAR it is and this one is no different!! And like always, I have to say this is the BEST. BOOK. EVER!!! I ABSO-VAMPIRE-LUTELY love, Love, LOVE Astrid & Ethan!! As much as I adore all of her characters, books & series, The Hot Damned Series is my FAVAMPORITE! FANGS DOWN!! We all know that there is more humor than you can shake a stripper pole at but before I get to that I want to emphasize that there is oh so very much more than that to the story! There is also a LOT of delicious naughty stuff, super tender, touching moments, surprises, shockers, Demons, Uncle Satan, Mother Nature, the Seven Deadly Sins, and even some unholy Nuns! Trust me, you need to read it all to believe it! There are so very, VERY many, MANY parts that had me hysterical that I want to mention – without spoilers, of course! It started with chapter 2's girlish scream (Who knew Satan could scare so easily?). Then in chapter 4 - OH ASTRID'S UNCLE GOD!! I all but hyperventilated when Astrid helped Ethan out with his *ahem* monster problem!! PRICELESS! ABSO-SHRIVELING-LUTELY PRICELESS!!! And who can forget chapter 8 & an Angel named Jeff... Or when chapter 12 came along bringing Astrid's shot at a hobby... Seriously! *wipes tears form eyes, cheeks, chin and tablet* I read this in bed at night (*sad sigh* alone), like I do the bulk of my reading, and I seriously was laughing so hard at some parts I was literally hysterical crying!!Read more ›
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