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Fashionably Dead and Wed: Book Seven, The Hot Damned Series by [Peterman, Robyn]
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I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married.

What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that’s impossible to refuse and Steve Perry?

You get the Royal Wedding from Hell—or to be more accurate—possibly in Hell.

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I’m still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding.

I’m trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who’s opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It’s been a very difficult week—especially the no nookie part.

All I know is this, I will say "I do" on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it.

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  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01KKRQ6I2
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #38,323 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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Just another day in my undead paradise… HOLY KNOCKERS MCCHESTICLE, BLOBBITYFLONK!!! HOW IN THE EVER LOVING HELLHOUND NAMED BAMBI DOES ROBYN DO IT!?! Honestly, every time I read her newest release I pee myself laughing at her ALWAYS new & uber creative sayings, situations and antics of The Gang! Of course I ALWAYS fall more in love with the characters, and am blown away by how IMMORTALTACULAR it is and this one is no different!! And like always, I have to say this is the BEST. BOOK. EVER!!! I ABSO-VAMPIRE-LUTELY love, Love, LOVE Astrid & Ethan!! As much as I adore all of her characters, books & series, The Hot Damned Series is my FAVAMPORITE! FANGS DOWN!! We all know that there is more humor than you can shake a stripper pole at but before I get to that I want to emphasize that there is oh so very much more than that to the story! There is also a LOT of delicious naughty stuff, super tender, touching moments, surprises, shockers, Demons, Uncle Satan, Mother Nature, the Seven Deadly Sins, and even some unholy Nuns! Trust me, you need to read it all to believe it! There are so very, VERY many, MANY parts that had me hysterical that I want to mention – without spoilers, of course! It started with chapter 2's girlish scream (Who knew Satan could scare so easily?). Then in chapter 4 - OH ASTRID'S UNCLE GOD!! I all but hyperventilated when Astrid helped Ethan out with his *ahem* monster problem!! PRICELESS! ABSO-SHRIVELING-LUTELY PRICELESS!!! And who can forget chapter 8 & an Angel named Jeff... Or when chapter 12 came along bringing Astrid's shot at a hobby... Seriously! *wipes tears form eyes, cheeks, chin and tablet* I read this in bed at night (*sad sigh* alone), like I do the bulk of my reading, and I seriously was laughing so hard at some parts I was literally hysterical crying!!Read more ›
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Wedding Of The Century Has Arrived! 30 March 2017
By Janet Lee Smith - Published on Amazon.com
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The wedding I have been waiting for! Astrid and Ethan are mated, but Astrid still clings to some of the trappings of humanity and wants to be married to the love of her life. Ethan will do anything for Astrid, so they start planning their wedding. Of course they have to fight some demons and vampyres along the way. Satan will help them fight the demons but only under one condition. The wedding has to take place in Hell! This book is as funny as all of the series and leaves me eagerly awaiting book eight!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Finally! 18 October 2016
By Relina Skye - Published on Amazon.com
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"Fashionably Dead and Wed: Book Seven, The Hot Damned Series" by Robyn Peterman is another hilarious addition to an already humor filled paranormal series. Astrid and Ethan are finally getting married, but everyone wants to hijack the wedding. Mother Nature wants it in in her domain, her sons each want it in theirs, but Astrid just wants it at home. Compromise is the name of the game especially since portals to Hell keep opening up in the North American Domain and the Vampyres are all blaming Astrid. Read as Astrid juggles the demands of Uncle Satan, her new three headed dog named Charles, and an Angel named Jeff's requirements of premarital dos and don'ts all while trying not to curse like a sailor for her son's sake.
Overall, I really enjoyed this story. This series just keeps getting wilder and wilder.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laughing With Tears 20 September 2016
By Wanda A. - Published on Amazon.com
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This is one wedding that will have you laughing and yep grab a tissue for those heart to heart moments.
Learn what the rhythm method is and what the real saying is to the something old something new......
I totally love this series. Now with the I do's are done, can't wait to see what is next!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Loved 21 September 2016
By Kindle Customer - Published on Amazon.com
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Since finding this author I've bought all of her books and have yet to be disappointed. This story had me laughing and crying all the way through it. Definitely worth the wait and the read. I cannot wait to see what she has in store of us next.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Get ready for another great read 20 September 2016
By Snoopyvet (Karen) - Published on Amazon.com
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I love this series it always makes me laugh when reading more about our awesome characters. Get ready for another outstanding read as Astri gets ready to wed the love of her life. Get ready to dive in and enjoy another exciting story

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