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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes Kindle Edition

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Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb.

Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes. He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin. Then her face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae.

At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend's face-exploding condition. But the more he gets to know her, the weirder her condition turns out to be. And as their relationship gets serious, Ethan realizes that the only way to make it work is to become just as strange as she is.

From the award-winning author of Sweet Story and The Haunted Vagina, comes a twisted love story that is as creepy as it is heart-warming.

Length: 69 pages	Word Wise: Enabled	Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled	Language: English

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Language : English
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Print length : 69 pages

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lameduck

Boy meets Girl meets Carlton Mellick III - need I say more ?

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 June 2018

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As with all of Mellick's books, you get the 1st paragraph as an 'ease' into the new world he has created, thereafter it's hold on tight as he makes no apologies for rushing you headlong into the bizarre and disturbed. Every Time we Meet is a brilliantly crafted subversion on boy meets girl / boy falls in love with girl / girl has a secret. I read this in one sitting whilst on holiday and finished it in a daze, literally looking around me and feeling totally disorientated as I returned to 'normality'.

Dorian Gray

sweet

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 December 2016

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shes gotta be one of the sweetest creations EVER !
any strong emotion causes her face to explode !!
so her boyfriend has to handle her VERY carefully
coz shes DYNAMITE !!!
as always most of the twists are pretty good and as always you find yourself wondering.... how on earth is this going to end ?
even...can it get even better ????
and ...as can sometimes be the case with this far-out author...it does !

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Corrina Morse

Wonderfully Weird!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 5 September 2020

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This is my first Carlton Mellick book, but it certainly wont be my last! A real cute love story, with all the weirdness and gore thrown in. Loved it! Onto the next....

Katie Taco

Beautiful and creepy in equal measure

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 14 September 2018

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A love story that made me not want to put it down. I really enjoyed this. It was a fabulous narrative following the guys journey of loving a girl whose face explodes.

Marnie

Süß, schräg und definitiv EXPLOSIV ;-)

Reviewed in Germany on 29 April 2020

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Dies ist jetzt die zweite Geschichte, die ich von Carlton Mellick lese und ich bin begeistert.
Die Geschichte um das Mädchen Jill alias Spiderweb, die sich in ihren Mitschüler Ethan verliebt und die aber bei jeder stärkeren Emotion explodiert ;-) ist echt genial...bizarr, witzig, sogar romantisch (wer erinnert sich nicht an die ERSTE LIEBE) und absolut SCHRÄG ;-) ;-)
Das Ende hat mich etwas traurig gestimmt, aber es war dennoch ein passender Abschluss.

Wer gerne mal etwas total anderes liest wird mit diesem Büchlein höchst zufrieden sein;-)
Allein schon wegen der Ausgefallenheit abseits des Mainstream gebe ich volle 5 Sterne.

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