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Steven Scaffardi's The Drought is the laugh-out-loud tale of one man's quest to overcome the throes of a sexual drought. After the stormy break-up with his girlfriend of three years, Dan Hilles is faced with the daunting task of throwing himself back into the life of a single man. With the help of his three best pals, Dan is desperate and determined to get his leg-over with hilarious consequences!

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"Steven Scaffardi's first novel is absolutely hilarious and will leave every reader, male or female, laughing out loud."
Chick Lit Plus

"A pleasantly darker alternative to the offerings of Mike Gayle. All hail the arrival of Steven Scaffardi."
Ortis Deley | Television & Radio Presenter

"I laughed so much I spat my tea out!"
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"The Drought is like an adult Inbetweeners that will have you laughing all the way through!"
Luke Dolan | TV Producer

"WARNING - This book will make you cry... with laughter! The perfect gift for the lad in your life!"
BCF Book Review

"Witty, well-written, and pulls no punches. Scaffardi has an imaginative mind that needs to be unleashed!"
Angellica Bell | Television & Radio Presenter

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Dan Hilles is a pretty regular kind of guy - regular job, regular bunch of mates, regular male aversion to shopping. But following his break-up with long-term girlfriend, Stacey, he finds himself single again. He's been out of the game for a while and is a little out of practice. Soon, the very irregular and increasingly worrying issue in Dan's life is the extended drought he finds himself suffering. And we're not talking the climate change, scorched earth, God I'm parched variety.

You've got to hand it to Dan though - it certainly isn't from a lack of trying. With stalwart mates Ollie, Jack and Rob on hand to lend their collective pearls of male wisdom and arrange the odd road trip, you'd think Dan's days of languishing in a sexual wilderness would be numbered. You'd think...

Even best friends can't help prevent the kind of surreal holes Dan just can't seem to help digging himself into. And with each failed attempt, his self-esteem plummets to the point where he wonders if 'little Dan' will ever work again.

Good job he has Kelly, his reliable and sympathetic colleague, to confide in. As a woman, she can perhaps shed some female light on why he's failing so miserably with the opposite sex, balancing out the testosterone-fuelled 'advice' from the lads. Surely Dan can't go wrong with Kelly teaching him the various intricacies of a woman's mind. You'd think...

Steven Scaffardi's first novel will have every guy laughing out loud in recognition and every girl secretly worrying - is this how men really think? A new talent to watch out for on the 'lad-lit' scene.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 844 KB
  • Print Length: 305 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1780031920
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Lad Lit Press; 2 edition (2 October 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00FM53MK8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Screen Reader: Supported
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