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Danger: I'm A Nurse With A Penis: Stories And Lessons From The Field by [Cummings, Walt]
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No, this isn’t another nurse color book or pornographic fantasy. This is one of those funny, grotesque books you won’t forget that’s written by a nurse with a penis (you’re going to have to be able to take a joke that’s racial, bigoted, or otherwise extreme). Interested? Read on.

Most “humorous” nursing books out there are injected with weak humor in an attempt to make the nursing profession look good. I, on the other hand, inject nursing with black humor. I don’t pretend there’s anything special about nursing, and I don’t try to sell this profession. In fact, once you’re done reading you’ll likely think twice before enrolling in a nursing school. I just tell it how it is.

I follow only one rule: go to where the pain is. Through ten stories, I reveal the inner thoughts of male nurses and the unique challenges they face being minorities in a backdrop of vaginas and estrogen. At the end of each story, I share coaching tips. I've been a male nurse for several years and want to share my most interesting adventures and insights.

I've also asked the following questions as guide posts:

What do men really need to know about nursing?
What can I share to add value to people considering nursing as a career?
What would I have wanted to know when I was 18 years old?
How could I express what people need to know, not what they want to know?

Whether you’re a nursing student struggling with touching anuses or a 40 year old thinking that becoming a nurse will make life meaningful, you will find value in this book. Heck, even a nurse practitioner with a business practice will find timeless advice.

I quit nursing, only to come back again. Here are some stories and lessons along the way.

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  • Language: English
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