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Crazy Heifer (The Valentine Boys Book 2) Kindle Edition
Callum Valentine didn’t mean to eavesdrop. Then again? When a man is calling a woman fat right in front of your table, it’s kind of hard not to intervene. Especially when the town’s most beautiful creature ever is the one being called fat.
Desi just wants to be left alone. After an ugly divorce, she thinks she’s in the clear. Then her ex takes it upon himself to continue to make her life miserable, giving Desi no choice but to take it or leave.
In fact, her bags were nearly all the way packed when Callum poked his nose into the most embarrassing spectacle the town of Kilgore has ever witnessed. The moment he declares her his and off limits, everything changes—and definitely not for the better.
As if things couldn’t get worse than being called a pitiful, fat heifer in front of the hottest man she’s ever seen, Callum has to go and say that she’s his, and they have to play a game that she’s not quite sure she wants to be playing.
But before her eyes, things change. And suddenly the rules of the game aren’t clear. And they’re crossing boundaries neither one of them see coming.
- ASIN : B07XTNRP88
- Language : English
- File size : 373 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 324 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: 113,672 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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But this is about Callum and Desi and from the start these two had chemistry. Mel Desis ex was giving her a hard time, Callum who liked
Desi on sight didnt like that sort of thing and stepped in and pronounced that she was his girlfriend. From there these two have a wonderful love, family helps out and protects Desi. Mels dad is dying from cancer and Mel just wont leave her alone.
Sad and funny moments make this a 5 star rating
Desi had a confidence level on the very low range due to her douchebag of an ex but having a terrific best friend living back in town and developing a relationship with a new friend, Callum, truly helped. She was an honest woman with a heart of gold. Callum was a hard-working, caring man who fought against the trauma of his past and won. Together they made a fabulous couple and their chemistry was off the charts.
Lots of fun banter and humorous scenes can be found in this story but there are some very poignant scenes too, some that bring tears to your eyes and one in particular that, although beautifully written was still very emotional. In this story the brothers are so much stronger and stand together more, their growth is great to see. I am really enjoying this new series immensely.
So Desi we already kind of knew from Herd That, being as she was Codie’s bestie and obviously we knew Callum since he’s Ace’s brother. But with them being the focus of this book I just loved them so much. Desi was such a sweetheart. And her ex was such a jerk I really wanted him to get hit by a falling piano. And his new fiance needed to be gently slapped in the face with a brick. But Desi took the high road and acted like the adult which is something I respect especially since I haven’t even got the directions to that road yet.
Callum was just beautiful. I loved that he was instantly attracted to Desi and her curves and that she was exactly his type and he wasn’t shy in showing her. But I especially loved that regardless of that he was determined to prevent her from being bullied by her ex and his fiance. And he went in hard and used it not just to defend Desi from Mal but also to spend time with her and claim her. He was exactly what she needed and he treated her like she walked on water and I just adored them as a couple.
I loved the background characters and like I said we got a lot of the brothers in this one so I am excited to keep getting more of their stories. And we got to know a little about Candy so I am doubly excited for her and Banks to explode in a big cloud of angry hate sex chemistry. But I am also praying that Darby gets himself a hottie jeweller sales person because she seriously felt like she could give that boy a run for his money. I was devastated at the loss of Molloy, he brought so much to this story and I would have loved to have him all through the series. But knowing there’s still so much goodness to come I can’t wait.
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I adore Lani Lynn Vale’s books and I like the fact that this is set in one of the towns that we’ve come to know in other series. We met Desi in the first book as she is Codie’s BFF and from glimpses in Herd That we knew that her ex was a twat off the highest order and a bully to boot but reading what she’d had to deal with made me hurt for her.
Callum hasn’t had the easiest of times himself (as you’ll know if you’ve already started the series) but he was a really good, caring, loyal guy and pretty much was smitten from the first time he saw Desi and set out to get to know her.
There was an attraction between the pair from the get go, the heat between them was combustible and I loved that he was open and candid about his likes when it came to her (and how she saw herself). I liked how comfortable they became together and the speed at which their relationship developed didn’t feel rushed or too much.
Some of LLV’s chapter heading had me chuckling hard!!!!
Crazy Heifer is a solid 4.5* read and a great addition to the series. I’m looking forward to Chute Yeah and finding out what Banks did that’s got his ‘lady love’ spitting feathers any times she sees him!!!
Desi and Callum are just the sweetest. Desi bless her sweet soul is just going through it when Callum comes charging into her life barrelling to her defense against her horrid ex and his piece of fluff. These two, they just balance eachother out in best way. It all happened so organically that nothing ever felt out of place or forced between them. Desi has this natural ability to make people fall in love with her. That calm sweet caring nature just pulled people in. Callum was definitely that strong loyal capable man that put her at ease and built her confidence up in the best ways. Of course it isn't all smooth sailing. It never is. Lani had me all up in my feels in all kinds of ways. And of course the side characters of it all. All the future possibilities!!. I'm excited.
I'm really loving this series as a whole so far!. It's got a little of everything to take you on a emotional rollercoaster but leaves you stated and so in love with the whole journey at the end.
Callum and Desi are perfect for each other.....if only his brothers and her ex-husband would leave them alone they could ignore the world and get on with their lives...but life is not that simple.
It may be a bumpy ride through verbal abuse and public shaming, surviving the 'Valentine Clan' meal times, sexy porn watching, jewellery stealing, christening the barn shower sex and Spartan training but throughout it all Callum has Desi's back and is her biggest supporter. Whilst the Valentine's are loud and crazy, they are also family and family comes first...every time. It will bring a tear to your eye when Desi realises she has finally found her family - the one she has never had but always craved...even Callum's nephews don't hesitate to defend her when Mal steps out of line. It was so good to see Mal finally get his comeuppance- I really hate that guy, you cannot believe someone as amazing as Malloy can have a son like Mal, so glad Malloy had Desi's back and protected her.
This was another sensory overloading, whirlwind visit to Kilgore complete with plenty of steamy sex and dirty talking cowboys - my favourite kind of visit! I cannot wait for more!
Been waiting ages for the Valentine guys after they were in nico & Georgia's book in the swat series.
Callum spots Desi in a diner being hassled by her ex & his new girlfriend,sitting down to show support the friendship goes from there.
Book slightly overlaps with 1st book (Ace & Codie) and we see the damage done by her ex and how Desi sees herself,Callum is awesome and super sexy & sweet! Even the other brothers show their loyalty and sweeter side! Even Nicos kids!!!! Lol