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From the Editor
As a book lover, one of my absolute favorite things is discovering an amazing book about none other than books. And what could make an already fantastic book about books even better? How about a curmudgeonly yet loveable bookseller, in a charming if antiquated bookstore, plus a feisty cat (or five)? And...what if that delightful tale were told entirely through hilarious emails, blog posts, journal entries, online reviews, letters, and more? Well, then you’d have Elizabeth Green’s incredibly funny and smart novel, Confessions of a Curious Bookseller.
In this sparkling gem of a tale, you will meet Fawn Birchill, proud owner of the Curious Cat Book Emporium, who is undoubtedly one of the most entertaining characters I’ve ever had the pleasure to get to know. Despite her very misguided (and sometimes not-entirely-legal) efforts to save her beloved bookstore, Fawn’s big heart, quirky personality, and love of literature shine through. Her transformation may be equal parts cringey and endearing, and you may begin the journey as strangers, but my guess is you will end it with a new, beloved friend.
Perfect for fans of Where’d You Go, Bernadette and A Man Called Ove, Confessions of a Curious Bookseller is a breath of fresh air for anyone needing a little more laughter in their lives.
"This whimsical tale delivers the goods." --Publishers Weekly
"Charming, witty, and daring--Elizabeth Green's debut is all that and more. A galloping epistolary novel that takes us along for the adventures (and misadventures) of Fawn, the owner of the Curious Cat Book Emporium, Confessions of a Curious Bookseller is the perfect story for anyone who's ever wondered if there was more to life. As Green's novel beautifully demonstrates, there is--you just have to summon the courage to go looking for it." --Camille Pagán, bestselling author of This Won't End Well
"In Confessions of a Curious Bookseller, Green pays clever homage to Flaubert's classic Madame Bovary, with an uplifting twist. While creating an imaginary world equal to the romantic stylings of Emma Bovary, Green's quirky and quixotic Fawn Birchill pulls back just in time--reminding us all that real life can be our greatest adventure and our richest experience." --Katherine Reay, bestselling author of The Printed Letter Bookshop and Of Literature and Lattes
"Confessions of a Curious Bookseller is such a rare treat. Readers will love every single colorful character, but especially Fawn Birchill, the eccentric, dramatic, exceedingly human (and hilarious, though she doesn't mean to be) bookstore owner. A beautiful story of growth, a book to be savored." --Suzy Krause, author of Sorry I Missed You and Valencia and Valentine
Elizabeth Green graduated from the University of the Arts with a BFA in theater arts. They have contributed to McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Hobart, Wigleaf, Necessary Fiction, fwriction: review, and others. Their hobbies include native gardening and aikido. Hailing from Upstate New York--Greenwich, to be specific--Elizabeth now lives outside Philadelphia with their husband and two cats.
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(Amazon First Reads - Dec 2020.) Fawn Birchill, the Curious Bookseller in this story, is all that the editor writes about the book. She lives a totally exaggerated life through all her emails (her preferred means of communication even with her staff), blogs, journals, dating websites, etc., where she is almost constantly, but politely, "at war" with someone, be they competitor, tradesmen, customers, or her family.
My reactions have been two. (1) After finding the initial quarter of the above amusing, I soon became bored with their repetitive nature (hence some of the other reviews). I wished that Fawn would read Nick Spalding's "Logged Off", and heed the advice. I always read a book to the end so that I can effectively review the work. This leads to my second reaction. (2) In the final fifty plus pages Fawn comes to a realization that frees her. In her doing so, this reader was relieved and better saw/understood her character.
So to my rating. The idea of writing a book solely through 'social media' is creative; the writing is very clever; the character is eventually likeable. There were to me repetitive, boring parts. Because of the ending, I've upped my initial three stars to four. Many readers will love this book but if the purchaser wants adventure my advice is to check out another. Recommended for a discerning reader.
The epistolery technique is a good technique employed in a mixed fashion. Other reviewers gave up on the book (overly-long, it needed some editing from its >400 pages!) early. If they had have persisted, they would have found that the lead character is slightly more complex than first presented. She is annoying, opinionated, rather stupid in some aspects, but has moments of revelation that she's made mistakes and isn't happy with how her life has ended up. She dotes on cats but is blind about humans. She cooks for her tenant, who thinks it's her distant daughter providing for her. But the interesting literary device doesn't save what's an over-long book about a dislikeable lead character, sadly. It's very easy to skim and skip pages, getting the gist of the story--for that reason this is a 3-star rather than a 2-star book.
At first, the unusual format was not alluring but as the story developed it seemed appropriate and therefore more acceptable to be reading emails and written correspondence between various characters. The quirkiness of the book made it more and more compelling.
Imagine the movie You've Got Mail, substitute the lead character with the person of Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "bouquet") from the UK sitcom Keeping Up Appearances (or, if you've never heard of her, David Brent from The Office, or heck, even Donald Trump will do), add some toxic black mould and leaky toilets, and you have this quirky little story. As stories go, it wasn't bad. But for dull readers like me who mostly wander around the non-fiction aisles, it has other mighty uses too, like recommendations on what great fiction books learned people should read if they don't want their friendly, cat-loving local bookseller to think them dim-witted and hopelessly under-educated.
First, I must say, as some others have posted here, that it would be a mistake to down-star this book simply because the main character is, well, a bit of a tosser. And to leave a review when one hasn't even finished the book is just lazy and insulting to the writer. So please stay silent if you have not read to the last page (and no, I am not the writer of the book nor a stalker of hers nor a fond pen-pal; I am a fair and just person who likes to read reviews of books both before and after I buy and read them). There - 'Fawnism' over. Now to the meat and vegetables of my review.
I was not halfway through this book before I was thinking, "Genius. This woman is a genius!" After finishing it, however (and finding out the author is actually E-gender), I wasn't sure what to think. It starts out like a rickety old train. I'm not used to epistolary novels but I grew to appreciate the brevity. It also made me think, rather than spoon-feeding me the plot, which was refreshing. About a third of the way through, you really start to get into it. If you are like me and live for quirky characters with obvious flaws, you become addicted. Then you round a corner and everything starts to go really fast, a lot is happening, and you're expecting a nice, juicy denouement bringing together all the great characters you've grown to love throughout the book ... and it never comes.
***Spoilers***
After getting to know Sam, Kyle and Angela, I was expecting a reunion at the end. These three people supposedly become Fawn's family, since she never deigns to visit her biological one. They do all the dirty work in her store and bear the brunt of her sharp-cornered ego. Then they end up working for Mark who then buys Fawn's bookshop. So where are they? Like Rainbow and her many "objets d'art", they pull a vanishing act. Are we supposed to believe they're not important to the story? (Or less so than a few cups of coffee re-materialising on a counter?) This didn't sit well with me, especially after the icky things Fawn writes about Angela on her blog.
I wanted some payback. I wanted Fawn to be made accountable and made to feel uncomfortable and be forced to put things right. She's let off far too easily to escape into the sunset, and I feel like I'm being manipulated into feeling sorry for this lying, self-obsessed, people-using, in-ground pool-fawning, bitter old bag.
I felt I needed a sizeable epilogue or even a sequel in order to feel real satisfaction. I get that sink holes and family deaths can change a person dramatically, as can bonding over cats, but the ending of this book failed to hit the spot where I feel everything is coming together and just falling into place. It was a bit like a wonky cake that the baker packs extra icing onto, hoping nobody will notice the uneven base. Maybe I was just hoping it would be Fawn's shop that the earth swallowed up instead of Mark's; I don't know. But there was a definite feeling of anticlimax on finishing the book.
What I did like was the way the emails and other posts came together to paint a picture of the various characters' mindsets and intentions. I thought that was brilliant. I also loved how Fawn, though being totally clueless about business relationships, was able to help out Rainbow and see her potential. This was a shining moment in the whole book for me. In doing for Rainbow what possibly no other human being ever had, Fawn transcended her abusive father's legacy. I also liked how I was able to get a whole picture of Fawn's family relationships, especially with her sister, who is a much more easy-going and forgiving person than her. It's a very grown-up book that can make you stop and not take sides but love everybody in the book for themselves. Even Fawn. Though probably the most difficult character I've ever had to sit through, she showed what true heroism is in the end.
And perhaps that's the message the author wants us to take away, that is, the nature of a hero. They're amazing at those golden moments when they show up to save the day; but what are they like at other times? And should the world cut them a little more slack? Are they annoying because they're simply struggling under the weight of a generational curse that won't budge until a key parent leaves this earth? Or maybe, as I was thinking the whole way through the book, certain people simply have no business selling books when their true calling is obviously to open up a cat shelter and read dusty old tomes in their free time instead. What do you say, Fawn?
Dude, I didn't even get past 3%. Now, maybe it improves further along but I'll never know bc I have better things to do with my time than find out. Also I've deleted it, thank dog. AND I really wanted to like this too bc BOOKS and the promise of CATS and I really dig Bram Stoker's Dracula partly bc it's written in epistolary fashion, as is this. BUT. The main protag, Fawn, owner of bookshop is really, truly unlikable.
Having worked in retail, I fully understand the need to retort in snarky fashion to certain bad mannered customers, but in real life, that's really unprofessional and for a business owner it could be the kiss of death. So here we have Miss Thing, retorting to those who leave (deserved) 1 star reviews for her business. And she wants to break up with her boyf but is too cowardly to - not bc he slapped her around but bc he's good looking and slurps his soup or something? Don't know, don't care. Shallow much?
Didn't cost me anything bc Prime/First Reads but wish I'd chosen differently :-/
If you're still interested, recommend waiting until it's 99p or free. Because hey - maybe it gets better: Maybe the protag gets struck by lightning or hit by a truck...
5.0 out of 5 starsHilarious and heart-warming – but read it and judge for yourself
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 December 2020
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When this came up on my Amazon First Read email, I have to say I didn’t really care for what it was about – it just had the word book bookseller in it and I clicked! Any book about books, bookshops, and literature turns my head. Yet, I was quite surprised to find it was a succession of emails, letters, journal entries, etc. But though I thought this would initially grind with me, it actually turned out to be a breath of fresh air. I loved this book and yes, the use of various media, as opposed to a straightforward novel was perhaps a huge part of that love. But, more so because what transpired from a succession of emails, review comments, and journal entries was a better way of understanding the complexity of its main character.
Though I personally feel the negative reviews are unjust and unfair, I can see why the structure of this book might make people think twice. However, what I will say is that this distinctive way of writing made the entire book a lot more entertaining. You just need to put your notion of a typical book to one side and be willing to accept a different format. Just because it’s different, it by no means suggests it's not worthy of your reading time.
Yes, Fawn is a difficult and somewhat challenging character! She could be said to be an absolute nightmare, a fierce piece of work, and one with a tremendous amount of audacity, who really shouldn’t be responding in the written word on so many occasions (particularly when she’s had a bit to drink!) But when you start to read between the lines, literally, especially the correspondence between her mother and sister, you begin to understand why she is the way she is. And this, unfortunately, I think is what some people have missed when reading the book - and this is such a shame for them.
Though it’s not always intended, Fawn's response to most things in life actually makes for some of the most laugh out loud moments. The incessant need to write an essay in response to those customers who dare criticize the store, the abruptness, and many digs she offers to local business and tradespeople who don’t budge with their prices. Fawn is perhaps an uncomfortable character because she simply doesn’t comply with normal standards – but that’s what makes her compelling to read. Most of her correspondence makes you wince, but at the same time, you can't help but sympathise with where it's coming from. Ultimately, her prickly and biting response is her shield due to the relationship she had with her father.
Yes, at times you go, ‘wow’, when you read some of her responses. But in her defence, it’s obvious she’s struggling, considering the drinking, and you see the way she feels continually judged by her mother and sister. This is why she’s so prickly and judgemental because she’s constantly on guard. Added to all of this is the fight to keep an aging second-hand bookstore afloat which, like most such stores these days, simply can't compete with the competition anymore.
I needed a pick me up as we head towards a strange 2020 Christmas - and this book was the perfect remedy. Yes, the structure isn’t the norm, but I think that allowed Elizabeth to explore the character of Fawn and present a more complex but fallible person as a result. Ultimately, I would strongly suggest reading this one for yourself and making your own mind up.
For me, I cannot thank the author enough for the light-hearted relief and smile this book put on my face.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilarious and heart-warming – but read it and judge for yourself
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 3 December 2020
When this came up on my Amazon First Read email, I have to say I didn’t really care for what it was about – it just had the word book bookseller in it and I clicked! Any book about books, bookshops, and literature turns my head. Yet, I was quite surprised to find it was a succession of emails, letters, journal entries, etc. But though I thought this would initially grind with me, it actually turned out to be a breath of fresh air. I loved this book and yes, the use of various media, as opposed to a straightforward novel was perhaps a huge part of that love. But, more so because what transpired from a succession of emails, review comments, and journal entries was a better way of understanding the complexity of its main character.
Though I personally feel the negative reviews are unjust and unfair, I can see why the structure of this book might make people think twice. However, what I will say is that this distinctive way of writing made the entire book a lot more entertaining. You just need to put your notion of a typical book to one side and be willing to accept a different format. Just because it’s different, it by no means suggests it's not worthy of your reading time.
Yes, Fawn is a difficult and somewhat challenging character! She could be said to be an absolute nightmare, a fierce piece of work, and one with a tremendous amount of audacity, who really shouldn’t be responding in the written word on so many occasions (particularly when she’s had a bit to drink!) But when you start to read between the lines, literally, especially the correspondence between her mother and sister, you begin to understand why she is the way she is. And this, unfortunately, I think is what some people have missed when reading the book - and this is such a shame for them.
Though it’s not always intended, Fawn's response to most things in life actually makes for some of the most laugh out loud moments. The incessant need to write an essay in response to those customers who dare criticize the store, the abruptness, and many digs she offers to local business and tradespeople who don’t budge with their prices. Fawn is perhaps an uncomfortable character because she simply doesn’t comply with normal standards – but that’s what makes her compelling to read. Most of her correspondence makes you wince, but at the same time, you can't help but sympathise with where it's coming from. Ultimately, her prickly and biting response is her shield due to the relationship she had with her father.
Yes, at times you go, ‘wow’, when you read some of her responses. But in her defence, it’s obvious she’s struggling, considering the drinking, and you see the way she feels continually judged by her mother and sister. This is why she’s so prickly and judgemental because she’s constantly on guard. Added to all of this is the fight to keep an aging second-hand bookstore afloat which, like most such stores these days, simply can't compete with the competition anymore.
I needed a pick me up as we head towards a strange 2020 Christmas - and this book was the perfect remedy. Yes, the structure isn’t the norm, but I think that allowed Elizabeth to explore the character of Fawn and present a more complex but fallible person as a result. Ultimately, I would strongly suggest reading this one for yourself and making your own mind up.
For me, I cannot thank the author enough for the light-hearted relief and smile this book put on my face.
1.0 out of 5 starsSlow, not funny and with a dislikeable main character.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 4 December 2020
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What a relief to come onto the review section of this book and see that I am not alone in finding this book boring and whiny. I dislike Fawn and the way she treats other people. The book is reminiscent of You've Got Mail with Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks but with non of the feel-good vibes. ANd at 483 pages it seems to be way way too long, but I have given up at 31% - and I wish I had made that decision earlier.
The description said this book was "uproariously funny". There was nothing funny about it. The main character is always trying to take advantage of people, lies regularly and comes across as self-centered and unpleasant. I gave up after the first few chapters as the email/ letter style of writing was jumpy and difficult to follow and I found nothing funny about having a parent in a hospice. It may suit some people but it wasn't for me.
I dont tend to one star books very often but I think this one just wasn't for me. I really loved the concept of this book and was looking forward to reading about a bit of rivalry between the two book shops. However, I really struggled to get into the book due to a few things. This book is written in the form of emails of text messages from the main character Fawn to her employees, family, customers and diary entries to herself. I found this really jarring and did not like it at all. Secondly, Fawn as a character I just didn't like either, I found her quite stuffy, boring, hard to connect with and just unkind to everyone around her. I ended up skipping through and Fawn's character did develop and we learn more about her upbringing and why she is the way she is however it comes much too late at the end. Thirdly, the plot was kind of boring, nothing different from all other books with a similar concept. Didn't have any stand out moments. Overall, not for me but if you dont mind a book written in the form of emails, texts and journal entries it may be ok.