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The Clowns by [McBain, Tim, Vargus, L.T.]
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Length: 212 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Language: English

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They lurk in the woods. The biggest threat the city has ever faced – clowns. Evil clowns, armed and angry and hungry for human flesh.

Yep. Creepy clowns beckon people into the woods and stab them a bunch of times. Like so many times.

It's the age old battle of man vs. clown, and with the local police oblivious to the growing clown problem, Phillip Burkholder may be mankind's only hope. He is 15. He is flunking geometry. And possibly social studies. He has little to no clown slaying experience.

Crap. We could be looking at a clown-pocalypse scenario. Not good.

You know, we could go on and on about it, but it's homicidal clowns. You either want to read something like that or you don't.

Warning: May contain graphic violence and a lot of clowns.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1183 KB
  • Print Length: 212 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1539821161
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Smarmy Press (25 October 2016)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01M3UYOO1
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #395,457 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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JennlyT
4.0 out of 5 starsNot your normal creepy clowns
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3.0 out of 5 starsA fun read
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5.0 out of 5 starsCoulrophobes Beware
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5.0 out of 5 stars"Don't Bother...They're Here..."
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4.0 out of 5 starsGreat book for Halloween
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