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The Clowns by [McBain, Tim, Vargus, L.T.]
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Length: 210 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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They lurk in the woods. The biggest threat the city has ever faced – clowns. Evil clowns, armed and angry and hungry for human flesh.

Yep. Creepy clowns beckon people into the woods and stab them a bunch of times. Like so many times.

It's the age old battle of man vs. clown, and with the local police oblivious to the growing clown problem, Phillip Burkholder may be mankind's only hope. He is 15. He is flunking geometry. And possibly social studies. He has little to no clown slaying experience.

Crap. We could be looking at a clown-pocalypse scenario. Not good.

You know, we could go on and on about it, but it's homicidal clowns. You either want to read something like that or you don't.

Warning: May contain graphic violence and a lot of clowns.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1167 KB
  • Print Length: 210 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Smarmy Press (25 October 2016)
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01M3UYOO1
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #268,474 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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So, it wouldn't be Halloween '16 without some sort of messed up clown story to turn the current fad of grease painted idiocy into something a little more scary and whole more messed up. Tim and Lex have once again brought their game and given us a short(seriously short, like, an hour and half short) little tale of killer zombie Clowns, misunderstood teens and their trademark humor and unique descriptive narrative style we have come to love and expect. Although short and feels a little rushed at the end, it is well worth the read and re-ignited a deep seated fear of the jolly jester that I had tramped down since seeing IT at the tender age of 4(thanks dad!).
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