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Bovine Bloodbath: The Herd Shot Round the World by [Lowry, Chris]
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Bovine Bloodbath: The Herd Shot Round the World Kindle Edition


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Carver and Dawes, the inept duo that saved the world from invading aliens in Super Secret Space Mission are back at it and this time, the steaks are even higher.

The Herd Shot Round the World is book 1 in a 13 episode arc that spans this summer. Each new book will be released on a Tuesday packed with action, laughs and enough insults to offend even the most hardened soul.

If you grabbed a copy of Super Secret Space Mission off Instafreebie and thought the dumb dynamic duo were a couple of chuckleheads accidentally hand picked to save the world, then you'll enjoy their exploits to head off a Bovine Bloodbath.
If you don't like silly sci fi then this ain't for you.

Each story can be read alone, so none of that tune in next week to the same bat channel, the same bat station crap that makes most readers say dirty words. This you can grab, you can enjoy, you can giggle to yourself and think, "At least I'm not those guys," and let it go.

I mean, sure, those guys have heart. A motor mouth man from the hood against the norms of society hooks up with a drifter cowboy with a secret past. There is stuff to hide. But they're too busy trying to save their own asses, the world and just survive to explore that psychological morass.

There are laser guns, and UFO's and giant cows. Maybe some puns that will make you cringe.

So grab a cold one, fire up your Kindle and kick back for some fast paced science fiction action adventure that will make you shake your head and smile.

When cows abducted by aliens years ago return with stratospheric IQ's and a plan to invade the earth, a dumb duo that fought off one alien incursion is recruited by the Super Secret Space Mission Squad to stop them.

They destroy the alien ship and scatter the herd across the landscape in escape pods, spreading the seeds of alien dissent among the local farmlands.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2909 KB
  • Print Length: 153 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1521774781
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0734771SV
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #631,946 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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