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Beef by [Blackwell, Mat]
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Length: 304 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Page Flip: Enabled Language: English

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Can an affair be non-physical? Is infidelity really just about meat slapping together? Or is what goes on behind the meat actually more important? ‘Beef’ is a contemporary satire about love, meat, and infidelity, set in an Australia of the incredibly-near future. It is a multi-generational tale of unseen consequences, and the pressures of leaving a legacy. But most of all, it’s the rollicking story of an awkward middle-aged sociophobe’s attempts to be a good partner and a good father and a good son, in the context of desperately trying not to have an affair with a wildly attractive psychic… a psychic who insists they are going to end up together, like it or not, because “it’s destiny”.

From one of Australia's most-awarded comedy writers, ‘Beef’ explores desire and faithfulness in a dystopian future Australia where bizarre cults thrive, where music is advertising, where psychics are out of the closet, and where meat is no longer murder.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1067 KB
  • Print Length: 304 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Australia Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01G3M9MWA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 3 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #180,760 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Wow! Loved this novel! Set just a few generations from now made this very familiar and so plausible. The reflection on our generation really hit home in both a confronting and very humorous way. The characters are all someone we know and feel like friends by the end of the novel.
This was one of those books you cant help but talk about as you read it.....I've totally ruined it for my partner and friends but will insist they read it. For a fun light hearted novel, it carries an important message.
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Awesome chortling out-loud novel! So easy to connect to characters and twisty funny little future pathways for humankind. Loved it :)
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Outstanding read.
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