"All My Colors" is the first book by David Quantick that I have read, I can assure you that it will not be the last.
In television, Quantick has writing credits for shows like "Veep," "The Thick of It," and "On the Hour." But if I were also to mention shows like "Jam" and it's radio predecessor, "Blue Jam," you will get an idea of the kind of territory in which "All My Colors" sits.
The book revolves around Todd Milstead, a boorish thug of a man who fancies himself a writer. His delusion is held back by one simple reality: he really cannot write. But he can quote, and he can lecture which, for the time being, will have to be enough.
That is until a book spews about of him, the next Great American Novel, "All My Colors."
Quantick skilfully steeps the novel in a foreboding sense of doom from the beginning, as Milstead slowly sinks into the filthy mire of gothic horror. The language is exact, and the pace is exhilarating, leaving a book that breathlessly swirls around and captivates the reader. I am not usually a swift devourer of books, unlike Tim, Quantick's fictional bookshop owner, but this was a tome that I could not put down. When it was over, I had to sit, breath, and regain my troubled equilibrium.
On a deeper level, Quantick explores the nature of certainty and ideas, with Kafkaesque precision. As a would-be writer myself (though hopefully not a Milstead), I recognize that there are few new ideas, that we are all composites of everyone who has come before. There is a horror in questioning the illusion of individuality. Has there ever been an original thought in my brain?
Quantick deftly picks at this question, creating characters like Behm, the private detective, who deliberately ticks every box in P.I. checklist, much to the delight of the main protagonist.
If you are an insecure writer, I would thoroughly recommend this book. You will not sleep for weeks.
If you are not an insecure writer, well, I also thoroughly recommend this book. You might regain healthy sleep patterns a little sooner, but I would still plan for a couple of days of nocturnal nail gnawing.
To summarise, buy and read this book, then tell others to buy and read this book. What lives in our minds cannot be forgotten, right?


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- Publisher : Titan Books (UK) (18 March 2020)
- Language : English
- Mass Market Paperback : 304 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1789091055
- ISBN-13 : 978-1789091052
- Dimensions : 10.57 x 1.91 x 17.4 cm
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David Quantick is one of the best kept secrets in the world of writing. He's smart, funny and unique. You should let yourself in on the secret. - Neil Gaiman wonderfully bizarre .... ...as a twisty and fitfully funny episode of The Twilight Zone, it's a blast. A caustic, unexpected comic horror story in which the villain, as always, thinks he's the hero. - Kirkus Reviews All My Colors is by turns a supernatural revenge fantasy, a black comedy, and a self-abnegating parody. It is hysterical, shocking, and propulsive--leave the lights on for its end.
-Foreword Magazine Quantick ably sketches an unappealing but interesting protagonist swiftly out of his depth, and the slowly unfolding literary menace will appeal to fans of Jonathan Carroll's The Land of Laughs (1980) or of literary-themed horror in general. -Booklist
With his witty, cautionary horror story, David Quantick entertains readers from start to finish: he turns his sharp eye on the dynamics of publishing industry in a novel that explores the nature of story-telling itself. Fast-paced and easy to read, this novel is a must-read for fans of Chuck Palahniuk, Drew Magary and John Niven. - Mystery Tribune Part mystery, part fantasy, All My Colors' rainbow of sensations won't leave readers unfazed. - BookPage "Quantick spins the tired trope of a book about someone writing a book into a darkly humorous story about ego and comeuppance, one that, for a moment, lets the reader believe in a just world where jerks get their due punishment" - Barnes & Noble SFF Blog "Too many novels about fictional stories do a terrible job of convincing the reader that the subject matter is actually worthwhile: this is one of those rare books that creates a wholly convincing novel on which to hang its plot" - The Frumious Consortium "cut through with a Jordan Peele-esque level of social satire" - Ravenous Monster
-Foreword Magazine Quantick ably sketches an unappealing but interesting protagonist swiftly out of his depth, and the slowly unfolding literary menace will appeal to fans of Jonathan Carroll's The Land of Laughs (1980) or of literary-themed horror in general. -Booklist
With his witty, cautionary horror story, David Quantick entertains readers from start to finish: he turns his sharp eye on the dynamics of publishing industry in a novel that explores the nature of story-telling itself. Fast-paced and easy to read, this novel is a must-read for fans of Chuck Palahniuk, Drew Magary and John Niven. - Mystery Tribune Part mystery, part fantasy, All My Colors' rainbow of sensations won't leave readers unfazed. - BookPage "Quantick spins the tired trope of a book about someone writing a book into a darkly humorous story about ego and comeuppance, one that, for a moment, lets the reader believe in a just world where jerks get their due punishment" - Barnes & Noble SFF Blog "Too many novels about fictional stories do a terrible job of convincing the reader that the subject matter is actually worthwhile: this is one of those rare books that creates a wholly convincing novel on which to hang its plot" - The Frumious Consortium "cut through with a Jordan Peele-esque level of social satire" - Ravenous Monster
About the Author
David Quantick is an Emmy Award-winning television writer for such shows as Avenue 5, Veep, The Thick of It and The Day Today. He is the author of All My Colors, Sparks, The Mule, and two writing manuals: How To Write Everything and How To Be A Writer.
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Simon Gary
5.0 out of 5 stars
A wonderfully twisting, funny and horrific performance.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 April 2020Verified Purchase
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M. King
2.0 out of 5 stars
Directionless
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 9 August 2019Verified Purchase
I found this book to be a bit of a floundering mess to be honest.
Our man Todd, who is destined for a bad end seems to have attracted a malevolent supernatural force purely by being a loud mouthed opinionated jerk. The issue is that his character and attitude improves as he understands himself more through the book and so any revenge on him feels redundant .
The story never really feels that focussed either, all just a bit random.
Our man Todd, who is destined for a bad end seems to have attracted a malevolent supernatural force purely by being a loud mouthed opinionated jerk. The issue is that his character and attitude improves as he understands himself more through the book and so any revenge on him feels redundant .
The story never really feels that focussed either, all just a bit random.
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Athena
5.0 out of 5 stars
Like Stephen King met Douglas Adams
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 July 2019Verified Purchase
Ordinarily I'd have put a book down with such an unsympathetic lead but you know he's getting what's coming to him. So I finished it in a sitting (ok, two). It's good, pulp stuff with a bit of ghostly chill but more importantly a writing style that's appealing (to me, anyway).
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Gigi
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Original story and a great read
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 21 October 2019Verified Purchase
Well written good story. Really enjoyed it.
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Margo Milne
5.0 out of 5 stars
The perfect mix of comedy and horror
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 24 August 2019Verified Purchase
I loved this. A strangely sympathetic anti-hero does thoroughly amoral things, and enters into an unspoken Faustian pact. The twist at the end only dawned on me as it was revealed to us. Well and wittily written. Highly recommended.